The Green Theory Blog
Strain Spotlight: Tahitian Lime & Blue Suede from Cookies
Fresh drops just landed at Green Theory! This week’s Strain Spotlight features Cookies’ Tahitian Lime and Blue Suede—two powerhouse strains known for bold flavor, smooth effects, and premium genetics. Whether you're after a tropical, uplifting hybrid or a chill indica, these Cookies strains hit the mark. Read on to find your perfect match before they’re gone!
The Best Cannabis Strain for Your Zodiac Sign
Your zodiac sign says a lot about you—but have you ever wondered which cannabis strain matches your cosmic energy? Whether you’re an adventurous Aries, a chill Taurus, or a deep-thinking Scorpio, there’s a perfect cannabis strain to match your star sign. We’re also pairing you with the weed strain you need based on your Rising sign to help you thrive in 2025. Let’s align your high with the stars.
How to Buy Weed in D.C.
Wondering how to legally buy weed in D.C.? Whether you're a local resident, a tourist, or visiting from another state, our guide breaks down how to get medical marijuana in Washington, D.C.—including self-certification, visitor passes, and the best dispensary options near you.
Indica vs. Sativa vs. Hybrid
Not sure whether to choose indica, sativa, or hybrid? Our guide breaks down the key differences between cannabis strain types—how they feel, what they're best for, and how to pick the right one for your body and lifestyle. Whether you’re shopping for sleep, focus, or balance, Green Theory has the answers.
Holiday Guide to Cannabis
Make the holidays higher with our ultimate cannabis gift guide. From relaxing edibles to festive pre-rolls and feel-good flower, Green Theory has curated the best weed products in D.C. for gifting, gathering, and good vibes. Whether you're shopping for a seasoned smoker or a curious first-timer, we’ve got you covered.
How Cannabis Helps You Sleep
Struggling to fall asleep or stay asleep? Discover how cannabis can help. This guide breaks down how THC, CBD, and specific products at Green Theory support deeper, more restful sleep—naturally.
How to Store Cannabis Properly
Wondering how to keep your cannabis fresh and effective? This guide walks you through the best storage practices to maintain flavor, potency, and shelf life—so every session stays top-shelf.
Safe Consumption Methods for Medical Cannabis
Not sure where to start with medical cannabis? Whether you're a first-time patient or looking to try something new, this guide breaks down all the different ways to consume medical cannabis—from inhalation to edibles, tinctures, and topicals—so you can find the option that fits your needs and comfort level.
Understanding Different Cannabis Strains
Choosing the right cannabis strain doesn’t have to be overwhelming. This guide breaks down the key differences between indica, sativa, and hybrid strains—and explains how factors like terpene profiles, potency, and your wellness goals all play a role. Whether you want to relax, focus, or find relief, we’ll help you understand which cannabis strain is right for you.
What is Myrcene?
If you’ve ever felt deeply relaxed after a cannabis session, Myrcene might be the reason why. In this guide, we explain what the Myrcene terpene is, its potential benefits like stress relief and sleep support, and which cannabis strains tend to be rich in it. Whether you’re new to terpenes or diving deeper into your favorite strains, Myrcene is a good one to know.
What is Linalool?
Known for its soft, lavender-like aroma, Linalool is a cannabis terpene prized for its calming and soothing effects. In this post, we dive into how Linalool may help with anxiety, stress, and sleep, and highlight popular strains that contain high levels of it. Whether you're shopping for a relaxing product or just curious about terpenes, Linalool is one worth knowing.
What is Limonene?
If you love the fresh, zesty scent of citrus, chances are you’ve already experienced the uplifting power of Limonene. This terpene is known for its mood-boosting effects and is found in many sativa-leaning cannabis strains. In this guide, we’ll explore what Limonene does, how it can support stress relief and focus, and where to find it in the cannabis world.
What is Caryophyllene?
Ever noticed a spicy, peppery aroma in your favorite strain? That’s likely Caryophyllene—a terpene known not just for its bold flavor but for its unique interaction with the body’s endocannabinoid system. In this article, we dive into what sets Caryophyllene apart, how it may support inflammation and anxiety relief, and which cannabis strains feature it most.
What are terpenes?
What exactly are terpenes—and why do they matter? Terpenes are the fragrant compounds found in cannabis (and many other plants) that shape each strain’s aroma, flavor, and even its effects. Whether you're looking for something energizing, relaxing, or therapeutic, understanding terpenes can help you make smarter, more personalized cannabis choices. Let’s break it down.
Beginner's Guide to Medical Cannabis
If you’re just starting your journey with medical cannabis, we’ve got you covered. This guide explains how medical cannabis works, the types of products available (like flower, edibles, and tinctures), and how to get a medical card in Washington, D.C. Whether you’re exploring cannabis for pain relief, sleep, anxiety, or other health concerns, this resource will help you make informed, confident decisions.
Why do we celebrate 4/20?
April 20th, better known as 4/20, is more than just a number—it’s a worldwide cannabis celebration. In this post, we explore the origins of 420, how it became a cultural phenomenon, and what it means to cannabis lovers today. Whether you’re new to the tradition or a seasoned smoker, this is your guide to the meaning behind the greenest holiday of the year.
Green Theory's Origins and the Medical Cannabis Amendment Act
Green Theory began in DC’s I-71 era and became the first licensed dispensary in Ward 3. In this post, we share our story—from our grassroots start to our role in shaping the legal medical cannabis landscape under the Medical Cannabis Amendment Act. Learn how the law changed the game and what it means for patients and operators alike.