The Green Theory Blog
From Grill to Chill: The Ultimate Labor Day Survival Kit
Labor Day marks summer’s last hurrah—three days of cookouts, hammocks, and long nights with friends. Green Theory’s ultimate survival kit has everything you need to keep it elevated, stress-free, and hangover-free. From bright sativas to chill indicas, discreet vapes to balanced edibles, we’ve got your end-of-summer essentials covered.
Green Theory Strain Picks for Sunny Day Activities
Looking for the best cannabis strains for a sunny day in DC? ☀️ Whether you're enjoying brunch outdoors, relaxing in a hammock, or heading to the park, Green Theory’s top weed picks will elevate your summer adventures. From the uplifting effects of Lemon Skunk to the mellow vibes of Khalifa Kush’s Baby Turtle, discover strains perfect for every kind of warm-weather activity.
What 4/20 Means to Us: A Celebration of Cannabis Culture in 2025
Explore the origins of 4/20 — from cannabis myths and music to the real story of the Waldos — and discover how Green Theory is celebrating DC cannabis culture in 2025 with exclusive deals, community events, and our 1st birthday bash.
What is Full Spectrum Oil?
Experience the power of full-spectrum cannabis oil with DC Xtracts vapes—now available at Green Theory. These terpene-rich, strain-specific vapes deliver full-bodied effects in a discreet, easy-to-use format. Choose from top indica, sativa, and hybrid strains like Pineapple Express, Blue Dream, Marion Barry Kush, Green Crack, Gelato, and Grape Ape.
Strain Spotlight: That Badu and Gary Payton from Cookies
Fresh drops are here at Green Theory! This week’s Strain Spotlight features That Badu and Gary Payton from Cookies—two top-shelf hybrid strains known for bold flavor, smooth effects, and premium genetics. Whether you’re looking for a creativity boost or a giggly, well-balanced high, these must-try strains deliver. Visit our DC dispensary or browse online to discover your perfect match before they’re gone!