Cannabis dispensary near Cleveland Park, Washington, DC
YOUR DISPENSARY
NEAR CLEVELAND PARK.
Green Theory is about 12 minutes from Cleveland Park, crosstown through Cathedral Heights. Neighbors usually find us after deciding downtown isn’t worth the trip. We’re a locally owned shop in the Palisades where parking is free, the line is short, and the person behind the counter will talk you through the menu. Shop in store, order ahead, or get same-day delivery.
Getting here.
By car
About 12 minutes
Porter St west, New Mexico Ave past the cathedral grounds, Loughboro Rd, then Arizona Ave to MacArthur Blvd.
Get directionsParking
Free street parking
Park on MacArthur Blvd right out front. No garages, no downtown traffic.
Plan your visitOrder ahead
Ready when you are
Order on our live menu and pick it up in store. Skip the wait at the counter.
Shop the menuDelivery
Same-day delivery
Rather stay put? We deliver to Cleveland Park. See hours, fees and the order minimum.
Delivery detailsPlan your trip.
Hours
Mon–Sat 11am–8pm
Sun 12pm–7pm
Call or email
What we carry.
Flower, pre-rolls, edibles, vapes, concentrates, tinctures, topicals and accessories, rotating weekly, with staff who know the menu and will help you find what you’re looking for.
Getting your card is easy.
DC residents 21+
Self-certify for free, no doctor visit needed. You get a digital medical card you can use right away.
Visitors and students 21+
Get a DC temporary registration online or in our store, or bring an accepted out-of-state medical card. Coming from Virginia?
We’ll walk you through it in the store, or start with our DC medical card guide.
How far is Green Theory from Cleveland Park?
About 12 minutes by car via Porter St and Loughboro Rd, with free street parking out front. Get directions.
Why not just go downtown?
Free parking, no crowds, and staff with time to talk. That’s why plenty of Cleveland Park neighbors make the short drive to the Palisades.
Do I need to be a DC resident?
No. Adults 21+ from any state can shop with a DC temporary registration or an accepted out-of-state medical card. You can register online or in our store, and self-certification is part of registration. Here’s how to get your card.
Do you deliver to Cleveland Park?
Yes. We offer same-day delivery across Northwest DC, including Cleveland Park. See our delivery details for hours, fees and the order minimum.
What are your hours?
Mon–Sat 11am–8pm and Sun 12pm–7pm. Order ahead on our live menu for pickup, or stop by anytime we’re open.
See you soon, Cleveland Park.
Bring your government-issued photo ID and medical cannabis registration. No card yet? We can help you register in store.