Your dispensary near Cleveland Park
Green Theory is about 12 minutes from Cleveland Park, crosstown through Cathedral Heights: take Porter Street west, pick up New Mexico Ave past the cathedral grounds, follow Loughboro Road, then down Arizona Ave to MacArthur Blvd. Free street parking out front at 4828 MacArthur.
Cleveland Park and Van Ness neighbors usually find us after deciding the downtown dispensaries aren’t worth the trip. We’re the opposite of that experience: a locally owned shop in the Palisades where parking is easy, the line is short, and the person behind the counter will actually talk you through the menu.
New to medical cannabis? Any DC adult 21+ can self-certify for a digital med card in a few minutes, no doctor visit required. We’ll help you register in the store, or start with our DC medical card guide.
What we carry: flower, pre-rolls, edibles, vaporizers, concentrates, and tinctures, with DC-grown selections rotating weekly.
FAQ
How far is Green Theory from Cleveland Park?
About 12 minutes by car via Porter St and Loughboro Rd.
Why not just go downtown?
Free parking, no crowds, and staff with time to talk. Most neighbors who try us once don’t go back downtown.
Do I need to be a DC resident?
No. Patients from any state can register.
Visit us: 4828 MacArthur Blvd NW, Washington, DC 20007 · Mon–Sat 11am–8pm, Sun 12pm–7pm · (202) 597-7012 · [Get directions]