Medical Cannabis Topicals in Washington, DC
Explore soothing cannabis topicals at Green Theory, DC’s premier medical dispensary. Our selection includes balms, creams, salves, and bath soaks — ideal for localized relief from pain, inflammation, or muscle soreness. THC- and CBD-infused formulas offer non-intoxicating support for everyday wellness, available to both DC residents and visiting patients.
Bath Soaks
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District Cannabis | Eucalyptus Mint | Cannabis-Infused Bath Soak
100mg THC | 16oz Jar | Full Spectrum
Breathe in. Soak deep. Let it melt away.
This cooling blend of eucalyptus and mint is your go-to soak when your body feels like it’s waving the white flag. Crafted with full-spectrum cannabis oil, therapeutic-grade essential oils, and skin-softening coconut oil, this infused epsom salt soak is ideal for full-body relief. Whether you're fighting inflammation, shaking off soreness, or battling a cold, the Eucalyptus Mint formula opens the airways and clears the path to relaxation. Opens the airways, clears the mind, and smells a whole lot better than cough syrup.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 100mg Full-Spectrum THC – Soothes from the outside in.
• Eucalyptus + Mint Oils – Deepens relief with a cooling, clarifying blend.
• Coconut Oil – Locks in moisture for soft, calm skin.
• Great For post-workout aches, cold + flu season, or clearing your head after a long day.
How to Use: Draw a warm bath, drop in a few scoops (or the whole jar—we’re not judging), and soak for 20–30 minutes. Let the plant medicine do the rest.
Now available at Green Theory—because sometimes the best highs happen with your clothes off.
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District Cannabis | Lavender | Cannabis-Infused Bath Soak
100mg THC | 16oz Jar | Full Spectrum
Sink into serenity. Drift into sleep.
The Lavender Bath Soak was made for long days, tired muscles, and minds that don’t know how to shut off. With full-spectrum cannabis oil, luscious extra virgin coconut oil, and calming essential oils, this soak is a bedtime ritual in a jar. Lavender’s well-known ability to promote rest and reduce stress is amplified by THC, working together to dissolve tension, soften skin, and quiet racing thoughts.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 100mg Full-Spectrum THC – Gently eases inflammation and tight muscles.
• Lavender Oil – Naturally calming for the nervous system and skin.
• Coconut Oil – Nourishes and hydrates with every soak.
• Great For sleep support, end-of-day rituals, or solo self-care time.
How to Use:
Add a generous scoop to a warm bath, soak for at least 20 minutes, and let calm settle into your bones.
Now available at Green Theory—because every good night starts with a great soak.
Gels
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District Cannabis | Extra Strength Gel – Original | Deep Relief Gel
400mg Total Cannabinoids (200mg THC · 200mg CBD) · 1:1 Ratio · Topical · Scent-Free
Maximum strength. Minimal distractions.
When pain runs deep, you need relief that doesn’t just sit on the surface. This unscented Extra Strength Gel delivers a high-dose 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD in a lightweight, fast-absorbing formula designed to reach where it hurts most. Perfect for patients managing arthritis, inflammation, muscle spasms, or chronic joint pain.
Made without added fragrance and free from heavy oils or waxes, this gel absorbs quickly and leaves no greasy residue—making it ideal for daily use in sensitive or scent-free settings.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 400mg Total Cannabinoids – A step up for those who need more support
• 1:1 THC:CBD – Anti-inflammatory power with balanced effects
• Fragrance-Free Formula – For sensitive skin or discreet daytime use
• Great For arthritis, fibromyalgia, chronic pain, and post-op recovery
How to Use:
Apply to clean, dry skin 3–4 times daily. Massage into affected areas until absorbed. Avoid open wounds, eyes, and mucous membranes.
Now available at Green Theory—because you shouldn’t have to choose between potency and comfort.
Ingredients:
Dimethicone/Bis-isobutyl PPG-20 Cross Polymer • Caprylic • Capricious Triglyceride • Phenyl Trimethicone • Myristyl Lactate • Chrystaphyl • Silica Silylate • Coconut oil • Cannabis oil
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District Cannabis | Fire & Ice | Deep Relief Gel
300mg Total Cannabinoids (150mg THC · 150mg CBD) · 1:1 Ratio · Topical
Fast-acting. Skin-penetrating. No fluff.
This powerful 1:1 THC:CBD gel goes deep—designed to break through surface tension and target inflammation at its source. The Fire & Ice formula delivers a one-two punch of cool-to-warm sensation and cannabinoid relief, making it a go-to for arthritis, muscle spasms, joint stiffness, and fibromyalgia flare-ups.
Unlike the rich, skin-nourishing salves in the District Cannabis line, this lightweight gel absorbs fast without residue—ideal for patients needing strong, targeted support multiple times a day.
Also available in a scent-free Original formula for sensitive skin or low-sensory use.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Balanced 1:1 Ratio – Equal parts THC and CBD for strong anti-inflammatory relief
• Fire & Ice Sensation – Cooling-warming gel that works quickly on deep tissue pain
• No Residue – Clean finish, no greasiness, no buildup
• Great For arthritis, cramps, fibromyalgia, spasms, joint and muscle pain
How to Use:
Massage into affected areas 3–4 times daily. Avoid eyes, broken skin, and mucous membranes. For best results, apply to clean, dry skin.
⚡️ Now available at Green Theory—because real relief shouldn’t feel like a compromise.
Ingredients:
Dimethicone/Bis-isobutyl PPG-20 Cross Polymer • Caprylic • Capricious Triglyceride • Phenyl Trimethicone • Myristyl Lactate • Chrystaphyl • Silica Silylate • Coconut oil • Cannabis oil
Creams and Salves
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District Cannabis | Unscented Salve | 4:1 THC:CBD
100mg THC · 25mg CBD · Topical · 4oz Jar
Potent. Pure. No fragrance, no fuss.
This unscented cannabis salve delivers deep, localized relief without added scent—perfect for sensitive skin or scent-free zones. With a 4:1 ratio of THC to CBD, this balm is built for aches, tension, cramps, and everyday pain management. The rich base of raw cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and vitamin E oil absorbs smoothly, leaving your skin hydrated and calm.
Use it to ease sore joints, soothe headaches, or soften stiff shoulders—just warm the skin a bit beforehand to boost absorption, and apply a small amount to start. Made with District Cannabis’ signature full-spectrum extract and crafted entirely from scratch.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 4:1 THC:CBD – Full-spectrum relief without psychoactivity
• Fragrance-Free – Great for sensitive skin or scent-free environments
• Skin-Loving Formula – Made with five nourishing botanicals
• Great For muscle tension, cramps, joint pain, and focused recovery
How to Use:
Start with clean, warm skin. Apply a fingertip-sized amount to the affected area and massage gently. Reapply as needed.
Now available at Green Theory—because sometimes less really is more.
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District Cannabis | Lavender Eucalyptus Salve | 4:1 THC:CBD
100mg THC · 25mg CBD · Topical · 4oz Jar
Smooth it on. Melt your tension away.
Soothe pain and breathe easy with this calming, aromatic salve from District Cannabis. Lavender and eucalyptus essential oils combine with a 4:1 blend of THC and CBD to ease aches, open the airways, and relax the nervous system—without overwhelming your senses. Ideal for end-of-day wind-downs, sore muscles, or when your body just needs some extra care.
The hand-crafted base of cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and vitamin E oil nourishes dry skin while carrying cannabinoids deep into sore spots. Whether it’s a headache, post-workout tension, or that same old shoulder knot—this balm’s got you.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 4:1 THC:CBD – High-THC formula for serious relief
• Lavender + Eucalyptus Oils – Subtle scent, strong support
• Clean Ingredients – No fillers, only real plant power
• Great For tension headaches, deep muscle soreness, post-workout recovery
How to Use:
Warm the skin slightly for better absorption. Apply a thin layer directly to areas of pain or tension and massage in. Avoid broken skin and eyes.
Now available at Green Theory—your favorite full-body exhale in a jar. -
Topical | 50mg THC · 500mg CBD | 1:10 Ratio | 2oz Jar
Built for recovery. Trusted by pros.
Formulated for athletes—but perfect for anyone who moves hard and rests harder—X-Botanica’s Pro Muscle Cream delivers long-lasting relief in a fast-absorbing formula that liquifies on contact. With a high-CBD, low-THC 1:10 ratio, this botanical-rich cream targets inflammation, joint stiffness, and post-workout soreness without leaving behind any greasy residue.
Crafted with natural fruit oils and nourishing plant extracts, it’s designed to reach deep and stay effective for hours. Whether you're recovering from the gym or just trying to keep up with daily strain, this is the kind of topical your routine's been missing.
Why You’ll Love It:
• 50mg THC · 500mg CBD – High-CBD recovery with subtle THC support
• Liquifies on Contact – Fast absorption, no mess
• Botanical Blend – Made with natural fruit oils and clean ingredients
• Great For post-workout recovery, inflammation, joint and muscle aches
How to Use:
Apply a small amount to affected areas and massage until fully absorbed. Use up to 3–4 times per day as needed. Avoid broken skin and eyes.
Now available at Green Theory—where elite recovery isn't just reserved for the elite.