Medical cannabis dispensary in the Palisades, Washington, DC THE PALISADES’
NEIGHBORHOOD DISPENSARY.

Green Theory isn’t near the Palisades. We’re in it: 4828 MacArthur Blvd NW, a short walk from the Sunday farmers market. We opened in April 2024 as a locally owned medical dispensary, and most of the faces we see are neighbors. Walk over, bike up from the Capital Crescent Trail or park free out front. Shop in store, order ahead for pickup, or get same-day delivery.

Green Theory medical cannabis dispensary building on MacArthur Blvd NW in the Palisades, DC
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Bright front room at Green Theory dispensary with patient check-in desk

Hours

Mon–Sat 11am–8pm
Sun 12pm–7pm

Shop by category

What we carry.

Flower, pre-rolls, edibles, vapes, concentrates, tinctures, topicals and accessories, rotating weekly, with staff who know the menu and will help you find what you’re looking for.

All products
New to medical cannabis?

Getting your card is easy.

01

DC residents 21+

Self-certify for free, no doctor visit needed. You get a digital medical card you can use right away.

02

Visitors and students 21+

Get a DC temporary registration online or in our store, or bring an accepted out-of-state medical card. Coming from Virginia?

We’ll walk you through it in the store, or start with our DC medical card guide.

Palisades FAQs

Got questions?

More answers on our FAQs page, or ask our team in store.

Can I walk in without a med card?

You need a medical cannabis registration to buy, but registering is quick. You can register online or in our store, and self-certification is part of registration. Here’s how to get your card. We help neighbors do it in store every day.

Is there parking?

Yes, free street parking on MacArthur Blvd NW right at the store. No garages, no meters.

Do you serve non-DC residents?

Yes. Adults 21+ from any state, including Maryland and Virginia, can shop with a DC temporary registration or an accepted out-of-state medical card. You can register online or in our store, and self-certification is part of registration. Here’s how to get your card.

Do you deliver to the Palisades?

Yes. We offer same-day delivery across Northwest DC, including the Palisades. See our delivery details for hours, fees and the order minimum.

What are your hours?

Mon–Sat 11am–8pm and Sun 12pm–7pm. Order ahead on our live menu for pickup, or stop by anytime we’re open.

In store, pickup or delivery

See you soon, neighbor.

Bring your government-issued photo ID and medical cannabis registration. No card yet? We can help you register in store.