Medical Cannabis Flower in Washington, DC

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Strain Type: Hybrid
Genetics:Biscotti × Scotty 2 Hotty
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Caryophyllene • Limonene
Flavor Notes: Berry Gas • Sweet Earth • Funky Diesel
Appearance: Purple-green buds with orange hairs and a heavy trichome coat. The Vibe is Calm. The Fuel is Loud.

91 Octane is a smooth-burning hybrid that coasts straight into comfort. Born from Biscotti × Scotty 2 Hotty, this strain blends sweet berry and gassy funk with a terpene profile led by myrcene for instant chill. Expect your mental static to vanish on the first exhale—followed by a cozy, tension-melting body high that says, “let’s cancel those plans.” The nugs? Gorgeous. Deep greens, violet hues, and electric orange pistils wrapped in a blanket of frost.

How It Feels:

• Quick mental relief and emotional ease

• Body calm without couch-lock (unless you want it)

• Happy, cozy, and quietly content

Recommended For:

• Stress relief or evening wind-downs

• Replacing screen-scrolling with soft lighting and snacks

• Unplugging your brain without putting it in rice

Why You’ll Love It: 91 Octane is that sweet spot between flavor, effect, and aesthetics. It’s built for “do nothing” nights and “do less” moods—with just enough gas to make you smile on the way down.

Now available at Green Theory – pull up, puff up, peace out.

Smells like fuel. Feels like flying first class in a blanket fort.

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Strain Type: Hybrid
Genetics: Permanent Marker × Zoap
Flavor Profile: Chemical funk, skunky citrus, floral undertones
Description: Blue Sharpies is a potent hybrid that blends the sharp, chemical edge of Permanent Marker with the smooth, floral notes of Zoap. This aromatic strain stands out with its bold terpene profile—expect a skunky lemon scent layered with sweet florals and signature gas. The effects are euphoric and creatively energizing, delivering a balanced high that encourages conversation, laughter, and artistic flow. Whether you’re painting, writing, or just relaxing with friends, Blue Sharpies keeps the mood light and the ideas flowing.
Effects: Creative and uplifted, Relaxed and sociable, Increased appetite
Best For: Artistic projects and brainstorming, Social settings and good conversations, Flavor lovers who enjoy gassy, terpene-rich strains.
Now available at Green Theory—Blue Sharpies offers a flavor-forward, head-high hybrid experience that’s both loud and inspiring.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Blue Cookies × Project 4516
Flavor Profile: Vanilla Cream • Spiced Nutmeg • Sugary Shortbread
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Humulene

Smooth, Spiced, and Blissfully Balanced. A Decadent Indica from Cookies & AltSol Blue Suede, cultivated by AltSol in collaboration with Cookies, is an indulgent indica-leaning hybrid that brings together the sweet richness of Blue Cookies with the depth and complexity of Project 4516. This strain offers a truly luxurious cannabis experience—aromatic, flavorful, and deeply soothing. The aroma is like a freshly baked vanilla cookie, layered with warm nutmeg spice, and the flavor follows suit: think sugary shortbread dipped in cream, with subtle herbal and earthy undertones.

How It Feels: Blue Suede delivers a balanced high that begins with an uplifting, euphoric buzz, followed by a wave of calming body relaxation. While the effects lean sedative, they aren’t overly heavy, making it ideal for winding down without being fully couch-locked.

Expect effects that are:

• Mentally soothing and happy

• Physically relaxing but not overwhelming

• Great for unwinding, boosting mood, or easing tension

Recommended For:

• Sleep support or calming nighttime use

• Managing anxiety or depressive symptoms

• Mild physical discomfort or stress relief

• Creative relaxation without overstimulation

Why You’ll Love It: Blue Suede combines luxurious flavor with reliable, feel-good effects, making it a standout option for users who want both indulgence and functionality. Whether you’re easing into a restful night or looking for creative calm, this strain wraps you in comfort from the first inhale.

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s home for premium, curated cannabis flower. Smooth, sweet, and built for bliss.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
Genetics: Bubble Gum × Runtz
Flavor Profile: Sugary Blueberry • Tangy Lemon Candies
Primary Terpene: Linalool • Myrcene • Caryophyllene

A Flavorful Fusion of Classics Bubble Runtz, cultivated by Corner Store Cultivation, is a delectable hybrid that masterfully combines the nostalgic sweetness of Bubble Gum with the fruity allure of Runtz. This strain offers a mouthwateringly sweet and sugary blueberry flavor, accented by a potent punch of tangy lemon candies. The aroma complements the taste, featuring sour citrusy lemon overtones with hints of fresh fruity blueberries and a touch of woody pine. ​

How It Feels: Bubble Runtz delivers a balanced high that begins with a tingly cerebral stimulation, inducing a giddy euphoria that uplifts the mood. This mental uplift is accompanied by a soothing body relaxation, wrapping you in a blanket of calm without leading to immediate sedation. Users have reported feeling tingly, sleepy, and relaxed after consuming this strain.

Recommended For:

• Chronic Stress and Anxiety: Its calming effects may help alleviate stress and promote relaxation.​

• Depression and Mood Swings: The uplifting euphoria can assist in improving mood.​

• Appetite Stimulation and Nausea Relief: Known to help with appetite loss and nausea. ​

Why You’ll Love It: Bubble Runtz stands out for its delightful flavor profile, balanced effects, and therapeutic benefits. Whether you're seeking relaxation after a long day or looking to uplift your mood, this strain offers a well-rounded cannabis experience.​

Now available at Green Theory – Washington, DC’s premier destination for quality medical cannabis. Experience the sweet euphoria of Bubble Runtz today.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics:Airheads F2 × Lifesaver
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Caryophyllene • Limonene
Flavor Notes: Fruit Chews • Grape Hard Candy • Kushy Cream

Sugar-Coated and Straight to Sleep, Deliciously Knocked Out

Don’t let the playful name fool you—Candy Crush (aka Kandy Krush) doesn’t come to play. This heavy indica-dominant cross of Airheads F2 and Lifesaver delivers a candy-sweet flavor with real medicinal muscle. The inhale is like chewing on a bag of mixed fruit gummies, but the exhale leans kushy and creamy—and the effects hit fast: heady euphoria melts into heavy-lidded calm, followed by full-body stillness that’s ideal for evening use or passing out with style.

How It Feels:

• Mood-lifting with a gentle mental fade

• Deep body calm and couchstick tendencies

• Strong nighttime pull with sleep potential

Recommended For:

• Insomnia, anxiety, and physical pain

• Late-night decompression

• Replacing tension with pure ooze

Why You’ll Love It: Candy Crush tastes like childhood and acts like a weighted blanket. It’s ideal for anyone who wants bold flavor, reliable relaxation, and a one-way ticket to lights out—minus the morning fog.

Now available at Green Theory – sweet dreams, no sugar crash.

Flavored like fun. Built for bedtime.

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Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Chemdawg × OG Kush
Top Terpenes: β-Myrcene • Limonene • Caryophyllene

Punchy. Focused. Chemical Spark.

Chem 28 doesn’t tiptoe in—it kicks the door down with a diesel-soaked handshake and citrus on its breath. Born from two legends (Chemdawg × OG Kush), this high-voltage hybrid hits fast and burns clean. Expect a sharp, nose-tickling funk up front—chem, lemon rind, and pine—and a lingering earthy bite that tastes like someone turned up the brightness on your brain.

The high rises quick, delivering crisp mental lift with a buzzy body undercurrent. It's a clear-headed cruise that stays alert, but with just enough wobble to keep things fun. No fog, no flattening—just that tightrope walk between lit-up and laid-back.

How It Feels:

• Fast-onset clarity with a lightly electric buzz

• Physical energy with low-key tension relief

• Creative lift without the spin

Great For:

• Daytime momentum or idea sprints

• Social spark with an edge

• Chem lovers seeking bright without the burnout

Why You’ll Love It: It’s Chem with polish—fierce, functional, and freakishly flavorful. Whether you’re zoning into a task or just vibing hard in the daylight, Chem 28 brings clean fire and full-spectrum focus.

Now available at Green Theory – fuel your focus, gas your day, and keep it pushing.

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Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Clementine × Blackberry Kush
Flavor Profile: Sweet citrus, berry, herbal
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, limonene, linalool
Description: Clemenberry is a vibrant sativa-leaning hybrid that combines the zesty citrus punch of Clementine with the smooth, fruity richness of Blackberry Kush. This standout strain delivers a refreshing aroma layered with orange zest, ripe berries, and sweet herbal undertones. On the inhale, expect bright citrus notes followed by a mellow berry finish, creating a smooth and flavorful experience. Its effects offer a clear-headed cerebral uplift balanced with light body relaxation—ideal for staying present, creative, and emotionally at ease without heavy sedation.
Effects: Creative focus, uplifted mood, light physical relaxation

Best For: Enhancing creativity and mental clarity, mild stress and mood relief, anytime use from morning to early evening
Now available at Green Theory—Clemenberry delivers a bright, flavorful, and balanced high that’s approachable for newer users and rewarding for experienced consumers alike.

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Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid
Top Terpenes: β-Myrcene · β-Caryophyllene · Ocimene

Power pressure drop in floral camouflage

Don’t let the smooth name fool you—Dodi is not here to party. This flower brings full-body tension relief with a mild cerebral fog that never fully takes over—just enough to dim the noise and dull the edges.

The high myrcene and linalool combo suggests Dodi was engineered for winding down, with caryophyllene and humulene adding mood-lifting, anti-inflammatory backup. Soft on the palate, steady on the body—this is functional calm in a musky, floral suit.

How It Feels

• Deep physical ease without heavy sedation

• Mellowed mood, slowed thoughts, softened tension

• Excellent for “on pause” evenings—low-demand social settings or solo chill-outs

Why You’ll Love It: Dodi is that quiet luxury of weed—soft spoken, low-key potent, and unbothered by flash. If you're looking for a strain that sits you down and smooths you out—without doing you in—Dodi might be your girl. It's that rare balance between relief and function, all wrapped in a sweet herbal hush.

Great For:

• Evening wind-downs and nighttime rituals

• Body recovery, sore muscles, or mental overload

• Floral-gas lovers who want more hush than hype

• Quiet apartments and rainy nights

Now available at Green Theory.

Sit back, relax. Dodi’s got it from here.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60/40)
Genetics: Afghan × Indian × Brazilian
Flavor Notes: Sweet florals • Woody pine • Earthy spice

Ease into the evening with Dream Machine, a balanced indica-leaning hybrid that lives up to its name. Crafted from a global trio of heritage strains—Afghan, Indian, and Brazilian—this cultivar offers a gentle cerebral lift that fosters mental clarity, sensory elevation, and quiet joy, without the paranoia sometimes associated with more intense hybrids.

As the high settles in, a full-body calm begins to take over—melting away tension and inviting deep physical relaxation. Expect a smooth transition from a bright, uplifted headspace into a state of restful tranquility, making it a go-to choice for stress relief, winding down, or preparing for a restorative night’s sleep. On the palate, Dream Machine brings a sweet floral profile layered with woody pine and earthy undertones, finishing with a light, herbal spice when smoked.

Effects:

• Gently uplifting and clear-headed

• Full-body calm without couchlock

• Great for stress relief and winding down

Recommended For:

• Evening use and pre-bed routines

• Easing anxiety and racing thoughts

• Sensory unwinding without mental fog

Dream Machine is your invitation to slow down, breathe deep, and drift into your better self. Now available at Green Theory.

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Strain Type: Hybrid (Balanced Leaning)
Genetics: GMO × Chemdawg lineage (suspected)
Top Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene • Limonene • Humulene

Savory Fuel with a Punch of Calm

Garlic Diesel is the savory, skunky smoke for folks who like their flower loud, funky, and deeply effective. A possible descendant of GMO and Chemdawg lines, this balanced hybrid brings garlic-forward gas with an herbal diesel trail that doesn’t quit. The effects hit full-spectrum: starting with a mood-lifting zing before simmering into warm-bodied stillness.

How It Feels:

• Euphoric onset with grounded physical calm

• Subtle focus before the melt kicks in

• Heavy eyes, happier brain

Great For:

• End-of-day decompression

• Stress relief with staying power

• Deep flavor chasers and funk fans

Why You’ll Love It: Because garlic breath never smelled so good—or felt so necessary.

Now available at Green Theory– BYO nose plugs... and snacks, you’re gonna need them.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Wedding Cake × Gelato #33 (bred by Seed Junky Genetics)
Flavor Profile: Concord Grape • Sweet Kerosene • Cognac
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Linalool • Myrcene

Built for Deep Relief Gelato Cake is a flavorful indica-hybrid that brings together two powerhouse strains—Wedding Cake and Gelato #33—to deliver a rich, dessert-like smoking experience with strong, long-lasting effects. Known for its place in the Cookies strain family, this cultivar has become a favorite across North America for its reliability, potency, and smooth, sweet flavor. The aroma is layered and indulgent: grape-forward with hints of gas, sweet liquor, and creamy undertones.

How It Feels:

• Euphoric and mood-lifting on the onset

• A calm sense of focused mental clarity

• Followed by full-body relaxation and pain relief

• Couch lock and sedation may occur at higher doses

Suitable for any time of day in low doses, but especially comforting in the evening when you're ready to unwind.

Recommended For:

• Chronic pain and inflammation

• Stress and anxiety relief

• Appetite stimulation

• Evening relaxation or sleep support

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s go-to dispensary for top-shelf cannabis flower. Gelato Cake delivers rich flavor and full-spectrum effects—dessert, dialed up.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel
Flavor Profile: Earthy • Sour Diesel • Funky Pine
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene

Legendary Strength, Sticky Results also known as Original Glue, Gorilla Glue is a high-potency hybrid that’s become a legend in the cannabis world—and for good reason. With chunky, resin-packed buds and a powerful, couch-locking high, this strain delivers deep relaxation, heavy euphoria, and long-lasting relief. Its pungent aroma—a mix of earthy funk, sour diesel, and rich cocoa—fills the room the moment you open the jar. The sticky trichomes live up to the name, so be ready to get your fingers (and brain) glued.

How It Feels: Gorilla Glue hits hard and fast, beginning with a rush of euphoria and mental haze, followed by a wave of full-body calm that leaves you blissfully still. This is a true end-of-day strain, perfect for melting into the couch and leaving stress behind.

Common effects include:

• Deep physical relaxation

• Heavy eyelids and full-body sedation

• Elevated mood with zero motivation to move

Recommended For:

• Chronic pain and tension relief

• Anxiety and stress management

• Sleep support or deep evening relaxation

Awards & Legacy: Gorilla Glue took 1st Place at both the Michigan and Los Angeles Cannabis Cups in 2014, and also won at the High Times Jamaican World Cup. Its reputation for potency and reliability has made it one of the most sought-after strains globally.

Why You’ll Love It: Whether you're a medical patient looking for serious symptom relief or a recreational user who wants to completely zone out, Gorilla Glue offers a rich, sedative experience that’s hard to top. From its sticky trichomes to its award-winning high, this strain is a must-have for lovers of strong indicas.

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s trusted dispensary for premium medical cannabis. Get glued in, wind down, and let the stress fade away.

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Strain Type: Hybrid
Genetics: Girl Scout Cookies × True OG
Top Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene
Toasty, Cozy, and Unexpectedly Potent

Don’t let the name fool you—Graham Cracker is no lightweight dessert strain. This hybrid serves up sugar n spice bakery notes with a whisper of gas to keep your palate on its toes. The high starts warm and fuzzy, then rises into a gently euphoric headspace before wrapping you in a relaxing body melt that doesn’t lock you down.

How It Feels:

• Centered, warm, and slightly uplifted

• Balanced buzz with easy-going body calm

• Relaxed clarity with mellow momentum

Great For:

• Cozy creative work

• Chill hangs and casual nightcaps

• Smoking something sweet without the crash

Why You’ll Love It:

Because Graham Cracker hits like comfort food—but with a twist of grown-up gas.

Now available at Green Theory – warm, toasty highs for anytime unwind.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Descended from a closely guarded OG lineage
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Caryophyllene • Limonene
Flavor Notes: Creamy Kush • Diesel Fuel • Pine & Pepper

🔥 Wiz-Approved. Potency Guaranteed. Gassy, Euphoric, and Built for Bosses.

Khalifa Kush (aka KK) is a celebrity-bred hybrid developed by Khalifa Kush Enterprises and descended from a top-secret OG lineage. Designed to match Wiz Khalifa’s personal preferences, this strain delivers ultra-pungent gas, sky-high potency, and a clean, clear-headed body high. The nose is classic kush—diesel fumes, pine needles, and lemon-pepper spice—all wrapped in a creamy, gassy finish that sticks around.

How It Feels:

• Elevated mood and mental clarity

• Smooth euphoria without losing function

• Body relief that eases tension, not ambition

Recommended For:

• Stress and anxiety relief

• Focused elevation without sedation

• Daytime or early evening sessions

Despite its indica lean, Khalifa Kush walks a balanced line—chill enough to melt stress, sharp enough to keep you moving. Perfect for sessions that need both power and polish.

Why You’ll Love It: This strain blends celebrity pedigree with real-deal potency and flavor. Whether you're working, creating, or just lighting up to vibe out, KK brings the gassy goods and keeps your head in the game.

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s home for premium medical cannabis.

OG flavor. Boss-level energy.

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Strain Type: Hybrid
Genetics: Khalifa Kush × Menthol
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Linalool • Myrcene
Flavor Notes: OG Gas • Creamy Gelato • Frosty Mint

Loud, Cool, and Ready to Glide

Khalifa Mints is what happens when West Coast fire meets frosty finesse. This hybrid brings together the unmistakable fuel-forward funk of KK with the icy kiss of Menthol, creating a smoke that’s loud on the nose and smooth on the exhale. The effects kick off with a lifted mental buzz—clear, euphoric, maybe even a little chatty—before dropping into a buttery body calm that melts tension without killing the vibe.

Whether you're sparking up at golden hour or midnight, this one keeps your mood elevated and your mind breezy.

How It Feels:

• Uplifting and mentally smooth

• Low-key relaxing without full sedation

• Mood-boosting, thought-clearing, body-soothing

Recommended For:

• Midday resets or mellow motivation

• Mental burnout, mood dips, or social buffering

• Fans of OG flavor who want a modern twist

Why You’ll Love It: Khalifa Mints is that rare strain that hits hard but handles gently—gassy enough for the purists, creamy and minty enough for the flavor chasers. It’s cool, confident, and built for balance.

Now available at Green Theory – bring a lighter and a good playlist.

Like your favorite hoodie—warm, chill, and always the right choice.

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Strain Type: Hybrid
Genetics: Animal Mints × Bubba Kush
Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Caryophyllene • Myrcene
Flavor Profile: Icy Mint • Creamy Cookie • Pine-Gas Exhale

Fresh Hit. Full Melt.

Kush Mints is the midday reset disguised as your favorite dessert. This balanced hybrid blends cool mint and cookie dough sweetness with a touch of gas—like if a Thin Mint took a spa day. The high? Crisp up top, cozy down low. Expect a lifted headspace, buttery body calm, and the kind of vibe that turns “do I need a break?” into “absolutely, yes.”

How It Feels:

• Mentally breezy, physically melty

• Smooth head high with a slow-sigh finish

• Just enough buzz to wander into a good idea

Great For:

• Shaking off stress without full shutdown

• Making chores feel like a vibe

• Creative flow, lazy hangs, or that “one more episode” energy

Why You’ll Love It: It’s minty, melty, and made for mellow moods. Kush Mints doesn’t knock—just shows up with snacks and good timing.

Now available at Green Theory- for a high that hits like iced coffee and an out-of-office reply.

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Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid
Genetics: Paris OG × The Menthol (by Compound Genetics)
Flavor Profile: Cool Mint • Black Pepper • Sweet Fruit
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene

Icy Trichomes, Gassy Flavor, and Designer Effects - a Luxury Smoke with Serious Shine

Pavé (pronounced pah-vay, like the ultra-iced-out jewelry setting) is a high-potency hybrid from Compound Genetics that blends the heavy-hitting Paris OG with the frosty, mint-fueled power of The Menthol. The result is a trichome-drenched, hash-friendly cultivar that delivers both style and substance.

Covered in a whiteout blizzard of resin, Pavé looks as stunning as it smokes—expect thick, stacked buds shimmering in frost, ready to dazzle your senses.

Flavor & Aroma: This strain comes through with a bold, cool mint profile, backed by spicy cracked pepper, earthy gas, and a subtle fruity finish. It’s complex, clean, and totally on trend for connoisseurs who like their flower loud and flavorful.

How It Feels: Pavé delivers a stimulating and euphoric high that leans into uplifted mood and arousal, without overwhelming sedation. It’s great for elevating your headspace, boosting confidence, or just adding a touch of “extra” to your evening.

Expect:

• Heady, creative euphoria

• Tingling body effects and heightened sensation

• A bold, energizing vibe with a smooth finish

Recommended For:

• Mental stress and burnout

• Creative work or mood enhancement

• Depression relief and general pick-me-up moments

• Social settings, date nights, or anytime you want to feel lit and luxe

Why You’ll Love It: Pavé is luxurious, loud, and loaded with personality—from its eye-catching trichomes to its crisp, mint-gas flavor and energizing high. Whether you’re rolling up for the look or the lift, this strain brings bling-level impact to any session.

Now available at Green Theory – your destination for high-end, high-terpene cannabis in Ward 3. Pavé: Bright, bold, and built to shine.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Master Kush × OG Kush × Unknown Purps
Top Terpenes: β-Myrcene • β-Caryophyllene • Limonene

Heavy Metal Calm with a Platinum Finish

Platinum OG is the slow-sinking sofa hug you've been craving. This heavy indica hybrid pairs the body-melting power of Master Kush with the classic punch of OG genetics, wrapped in a layer of frost so thick it looks pre-rolled in trichomes. Expect rich, earthy aromas with a twist of citrus and spice, followed by a euphoric fade that warms your limbs and slows the clock.

How It Feels:

• Immediate headband effect with weighted calm

• Warm, physical ease that spreads deep

• Euphoric drift into classic couchlock

Great For:

• High-stress evenings and burnout recovery

• Serious chill mode

• Sleep support when nothing else works

Why You’ll Love It: Because when your day needs a full shutdown, Platinum OG doesn’t just clock out—it powers down the whole system.

Now available at Green Theory – bedtime’s bouncer just showed up.

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Strain Type: Indica
Genetics: Likely a Mendocino Purps phenotype
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Linalool • Pinene
Flavor Notes: Concord Grape • Berry Funk • Skunky Earth

The Lights-Are-Off, Pajamas-Are-On Indica

Purple Urkle is the kind of strain that doesn’t ask questions—it just tucks you in and tells you everything’s fine. With murky California lineage rumored to trace back to Mendocino Purps, this classic indica delivers on every sleepy promise. The nose is all grape candy and skunk, and the smoke is just as sweet—rolling over the palate with berry funk and a hint of herbal earthiness.

How It Feels:

• Fast-onset full-body sedation

• Mentally hazy and physically heavy

• Euphoric at first, then fully horizontal

Recommended For:

• Insomnia or middle-of-the-night wakeups

• Chronic pain or tension relief

• Winding down when the day won’t let go

Why You’ll Love It: If “Netflix and unconscious” is your ideal night, Purple Urkle delivers. It’s the strain you reach for when you’re done being a person and ready to become a blanket.

Now available at Green Theory – where good nights start with great flower.

Pairs well with fuzzy socks, snacks you don’t remember eating, and a to-do list you’re definitely ignoring.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Green Lantern × Ridgeline Runtz
Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Pinene • Myrcene
Flavor Notes: Sweet Candy • Forest Pine • Creamy Kush
Appearance: Dense, frost-heavy nugs with forest green tones and orange threads

Elevated, Balanced, and Built to Cruise

Ridgeline Lantz is the kind of hybrid that doesn’t just hit—it coasts. A cross between Green Lantern and Ridgeline Runtz, this strain blends candy-sweet inhale with piney earth and a mellow body high that settles in like mountain air. The initial lift is euphoric and heady, making space for a productive flow or social ease, while the body feels grounded, warm, and quietly calm. No burnout, no overwhelm—just smooth altitude.

Cultivated Legacy

Developed over four years by Humboldt’s Ridgeline Farms and perfected indoors by Cookies × AltSol, Ridgeline Lantz combines Candy sweetness and earthy pine in a build-up that’s balanced, impactful, and unmistakably premium

How It Feels:

• Clear, uplifted headspace with calm undertones

• Mild euphoria and steady focus

• Relaxed without being sleepy

Recommended For:

• Midday sessions or creative streaks

• Outdoor hangs or vibe-setting indoors

• Chilling with a view, mental or otherwise

Why You’ll Love It: Ridgeline Lantz is luxury you can feel—award-winning terpene allure, blanket-soft highs, and that candy-pine flavor profile that hooks deep. If you're after premium quality, standout aroma, and real chill, this is your strain.

Now available at Green Theory – build your own legacy tonight.

Wear cozy. Think lofty. Taste the hills.

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Strain Type: Sativa
Genetics: NYC Diesel × Cannalope Haze
Top Terpenes:Limonene • α-Pinene • β-Caryophyllene

Zest Forward. Mood Up. Mind Clear.

Like a citrus sativa in party sunglasses, Sour Candylope hits bright, fruity, and just funky enough to keep it interesting. This tropical-leaning cross delivers big sour melon notes with a peppery finish and a zippy, clear-headed high to match. Limonene and pinene do the heavy lifting here—expect alertness, uplift, and a little giggle potential with none of the mental clutter.

How It Feels:
• Quick onset with energizing mood lift
• Focused mental buzz with creative edges
• Mild physical uplift—zero slump, all spark

Great For:
• Social starts and midday mood resets
• Creativity without chaos
• Keeping it light and lifted

Why You’ll Love It: Because sometimes you want the vibe without the couch—and this one’s all sunlight, citrus, and sweet self-starting energy.

Now available at Green Theory – melon-funk momentum, made for movement.

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Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Space Force × Vegan Safari

Citrus Lift-Off with Creative Altitude Energizing. Flavorful. Intergalactic.

Space Force One is a zesty sativa hybrid designed for takeoff. Bred from Space Force and Vegan Safari, this cultivar delivers a smooth, aromatic blend of citrus, spice, and earthiness that powers creativity, focus, and forward motion. Its well-balanced terpene profile supports a cerebral high and smooth body buzz, making it ideal for daytime adventures, productivity, or simply elevating your mood. Whether you're working on a project or soaking up the sun, this strain keeps your mind lifted and engaged.

How It Feels:

• Uplifting and mentally stimulating

• Creative, clear, and motivating

• Balanced energy without the crash

Recommended For:

• Boosting focus and productivity

• Elevating creativity and mood

• Fans of citrus-forward, terp-rich flower

Now available at Green Theory – spark your imagination with a high that’s truly next level. Space Force One: smooth, bright, and ready for liftoff.

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Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics: Grape Pie × FPOG (Fruity Pebbles OG)
Top Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene • Limonene • Humulene

Slow Roll into the Sunset

Sunday Driver is your laid-back, low-stakes launchpad into the lazy part of the weekend. Born from two fruity, creamy cultivars, this smooth indica hybrid delivers velvety smoke with berry-sweet flavor and mellow, mood-lifting vibes. Expect a light head haze that gradually settles into a tranquil body float—perfect for daytime drift or evening ease.

How It Feels:

• Light euphoria and breezy mindset

• Gentle body buzz with zero drag

• Calm without the comedown

Great For:

• Brunching, beaching, or just breathing

• Low-key productivity

• Ending the day without ending the vibe

Why You’ll Love It: Because not every high needs a plot twist—some are built for cruise control.

Now available at Green Theory– your license to chill has been approved.

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Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid
Genetics: Lemonchello × Jet Fuel Gelato #54
Flavor Profile: Gassy Lime • Sweet Citrus • Creamy Vanilla
Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Caryophyllene • Linalool

Bright Flavor, Balanced Vibes - Zesty, Gassy, and Mood-Lifting

Tahitian Lime, a standout hybrid from Cookies and cultivated by AltSol, brings together the bold citrus tang of Lemonchello with the creamy, fuel-laced depth of Jet Fuel Gelato. The result is a refreshingly aromatic strain with a high that’s both mentally stimulating and physically mellow. With sweet lime on the inhale and creamy spice on the exhale, this strain delivers a complex flavor profile that’s as enjoyable as the high itself.

How It Feels: Tahitian Lime strikes a perfect hybrid balance—uplifting and joyful without being overstimulating. It’s known to enhance mood and spark conversation, while keeping the body relaxed and tension-free. Effects include:

• A smooth, buzzy body high

• Mental clarity and happiness

• Light euphoria ideal for daytime or social use

Recommended For:

• Mild stress and anxiety relief

• Enhancing mood or motivation

• Creative tasks, outdoor activities, or social settings

• Daytime relaxation without drowsiness

Why You’ll Love It: From its gassy lime aroma to its creamy citrus finish, Tahitian Lime offers a unique sensory experience. The high is as vibrant as the flavor—energizing, calm, and perfectly balanced for whenever you need to feel light and lifted.

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s trusted source for premium cannabis flower. Zest up your day with Tahitian Lime.

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Strain Type: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid
Genetics: Jet Fuel Gelato × Lemonchello
Flavor Profile: Champagne • Candied Citrus • Herbal Spice
Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Caryophyllene • Myrcene

A Soulful Collaboration from Badu × Lemonnade × Mad Cow That Badu is a vibrant, uplifting hybrid born from a one-of-a-kind collaboration between Erykah Badu, Cookies’ Lemonnade brand, and Mad Cow Genetics. Inspired by the Grammy-winning artist’s legacy as a musician, healer, and cultural icon, this strain is as powerful and expressive as its namesake. Visually, it’s a stunner—jewel-toned purple buds, bright orange pistils, and a generous coat of trichomes give it a luxurious, eye-catching appearance. The aroma is equally striking: champagne sparkle with hints of citrus candy and floral funk.

How It Feels: Just like Badu’s music, the high from this strain is euphoric, creative, and a little spiritual. It brings on a bright head rush, followed by a feel-good body buzz that settles you into a relaxed, open state.

Expect effects that are:

• Mentally energizing and joyful

• Physically calming without sedation

• Perfect for daytime vibes, creativity, and connection

Recommended For:

• Mood enhancement and anxiety relief

• Creative focus or artistic inspiration

• Socializing or spiritual self-care rituals

This strain is best enjoyed with intention—whether you're vibing to music, creating, or just catching your breath.

Why You’ll Love It: That Badu is more than just a strain—it’s an experience. With its zesty citrus profile, uplifting high, and deep-rooted artistry, it’s a must-try for those who appreciate flavor, feeling, and a little funk.

Just pace yourself—it goes “On & On.”

Now available at Green Theory – Ward 3’s destination for premium, artist-driven cannabis. Feel the vibe. Heal the mind. That Badu is calling.

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Strain Type: Indica
Genetics: GMO × Double Burger (bred by Skunk House Genetics)
Top Terpenes: β-Myrcene • Limonene • β-Caryophyllene

Grilled Funk. Full Melt. Slow Fade.

Don’t let the name fool you—Triple Burger may sound stacked and greasy, but this heavy indica is gourmet where it counts. With dense buds, greasy trichomes, and a nose full of garlic, butter, diesel, and citrus, this strain brings classic couch-lock power with just enough calm clarity to keep your head above the fog. Myrcene and caryophyllene combine for a slow, warming body melt that settles deep in your limbs before taking over the rest of your night.

How It Feels:
• Heavy exhale and creeping full-body chill
• Low-key euphoria without mental clutter
• Strong sedation in high doses—night-night optional

Great For:
• Pain relief and stubborn muscle tension
• Late-night relaxation and recovery
• Tuning out and staying parked

Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s the kind of strain that answers “what’s for dinner?” with “sleep.” Bold flavor, bold effects, full shutdown.

Now available at Green Theory – order of three sliders and a nap, coming right up!