Medical Cannabis Pre-Rolls in Washington, DC

Discover expertly rolled cannabis pre-rolls at Green Theory, DC’s first medical dispensary in Ward 3. Whether you’re looking for single-strain classics or infused options with added potency, our pre-rolls are ideal for convenience and consistent dosing. We carry trusted brands like Cookies, District Cannabis, and Alt Sol. All patients — including DC residents and out-of-state visitors — can self-certify and shop with us today.

Pre-Roll Packs: 6-Packs

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    (6 x 0.5g • Premium Indoor Flower)

    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Animal Mints × Bubba Kush
    Flavor Profile: Fresh Mint • Sweet Cookie Dough • Earthy Gas
    Top Terpenes: Limonene • Caryophyllene • Myrcene (batch dependent)

    Cool Burn, Warm Buzz, Zero Chill

    Kush Mints is your go-to for laid-back luxury—fresh, flavorful, and just the right amount of faded. A balanced hybrid born from Animal Mints and Bubba Kush, this strain fuses a cool minty inhale with creamy cookie sweetness and just enough gassy backbone to keep it grounded. Smooth, tasty, and potent, these pre-rolls deliver a euphoric lift that settles into full-body calm without knocking you flat.

    How It Feels:

    • Gentle mental lift with easygoing clarity

    • Relaxed, happy body buzz with legs

    • Social, sensual, and still slightly sparkly

    Great For:

    • Taking the edge off without checking out

    • Wind-downs that still include music and conversation

    • Flavor chasers who don’t want to get couchlocked

    Why You’ll Love It: Because Kush Mints is what happens when chill gets dressed up—fresh, cozy, and mint to be.

    Now available at Green Theory – rolled, ready, a fresh AF, breath strips not required.

Pre-Roll Packs: 5-Packs

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    Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
    Weight: 0.35g each • 1.75g total
    Flavor Notes: Bright Citrus • Pine Sap • Light Diesel

    Power Nap? Never Heard of Her.

    Dinafem Diesel minis are made for motion—each 0.35g preroll hits quick with an uplifting citrus zap and glides into a smooth, productive rhythm. Great for knocking out tasks, cracking open creative projects, or just dialing in with sharp, clear energy.

    How It Feels:

    • Crisp head buzz with purpose

    • Light euphoria and social ease

    • Body stays nimble, not weighed down

    Recommended For:

    • Late morning boosts and pre-meeting pep

    • Functional creativity

    • Days when your to-do list isn’t joking around

    Why You’ll Love It: All fuel, no fuzz. Five mini joints to carry your energy and your attitude wherever the day demands.

    Now available at Green Theory– your 5 little engines that could.

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    Good Night 5-Pack (.5g each)
    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Genetics: GSC × Gelato
    Top Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene

    Heavy Drift Meets a Happy Heart

    Fuel Biscuits doesn’t just wind you down—it tucks you in with a grin. This deeply relaxing indica-hybrid offers a warm, tingly body high backed by a wave of giddy euphoria that hits like a second wind before the fade. With smooth diesel, dark fruit notes, and a slow-building melt, this nighttime go-to helps ease tension, boost your mood, and smooth the landing into sleep.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric first, deeply relaxed after

    • Full-body exhale with gentle, arousing warmth

    • Mentally calm, emotionally light

    Great For:

    • Restful nights and mood resets

    • Decompression with a soft glow

    • When “bedtime” needs to feel like a reward

    Why You’ll Love It: Because sometimes the best part of your day should be the last puff before bed.

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    Product Type: 5 Mini Prerolls (0.35g each • 1.75g total)
    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Genetics: Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel
    Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene
    Flavor Notes: Funky Diesel • Sour Cocoa • Earthy Pine

    Mini Joints. Maximum Melt.

    District Cannabis Quickies in Gorilla Glue bring knockout strength in a compact format. These potent minis deliver the same heavy-hitting, couch-magnet high that made the original flower a global favorite—just in a smaller, faster form. Funky, sour, and coated in classic diesel flavor, each preroll hits like the end of a long day: instant unwind.

    What to Expect:

    • Fast-acting euphoria and mental fog

    • Deep, glue-you-to-the-couch body calm

    • Total mood melt and tension relief

    Great For:

    • Nighttime wind-downs

    • Chronic pain or stress support

    • Replacing your to-do list with snacks and silence

    Why You’ll Love It: These Quickies hit hard and fade slow—perfect for when you want to unplug fast and stay offline. It’s Gorilla Glue, distilled: pungent, potent, and proudly sticky.

    Now available at Green Theory because some nights call for small joints and big shutdowns.

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    Strain Type: Pure Indica
    Format: 5 Mini Prerolls | 0.35g each | 1.75g total
    Flavor Profile: Skunky Pine • Herbal Spice • Sweet Woods
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Linalool • Pinene

    A Timeless Heavyweight

    Hindu Kush from AltSol DC is a foundational indica, prized for its powerful, sedative effects and unmistakable aroma. Native to the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan, this landrace strain offers a deeply grounding experience with a pungent, herbal bouquet and lingering floral-spice finish. It's built for the night—for the moments when you want to fully let go.

    Classic Calm in a Compact Format

    The Good Night 5 Pack featuring Hindu Kush offers heritage indica effects in a manageable dose. These mini prerolls provide a creeping body high that gradually melts tension and quiets mental noise. For users who want a pure indica experience without overdoing it, this five-pack is your perfect nighttime toolkit.

    How It Feels: The onset creeps in gently before anchoring you in full-body stillness and mental hush. Ideal for managing pain, insomnia, or simply shutting off after high-stress days.

    Great For:

    • Deep relaxation or heavy physical sedation

    • Managing chronic pain, IBS, or nausea

    • Aiding sleep and easing nighttime restlessness

    • Quieting racing thoughts

    Why You’ll Love It: Classic Kush character in just the right size—powerful, but controllable. A solid go-to for consistent, predictable nighttime use.

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    Five 0.35g Pre-Rolls • Rolled by District Cannabis
    Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid
    Genetics: Animal Mints × Bubba Kush
    Top Terpenes: Limonene • Caryophyllene • Myrcene

    Mint Condition Mood Reset

    Kush Mints comes in cool—earthy sweet inhale, icy exhale—and leaves your whole system running smoother. A balanced hybrid with heavyweight roots, this strain delivers full-body melt with just enough mental uplift to keep you present. Expect a tingly body high and mood boost that might have you smiling at your snacks.

    Whether you’re using it to take the edge off your day or coast into lights-out, these mini pre-rolls hit with classic kush calm and clean, minty flavor that lingers on the tongue.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric onset with relaxed clarity

    • Creeping body calm and tension relief

    • Subtle giggles, heavy limbs, soft landings

    Great For:

    • Wind-downs without the crash

    • Appetite support and light pain relief

    • Cooling the chaos after a long day

    Why You’ll Love It: Because Kush Mints is like an herbal spa day for your brain. And with five mini joints in every tin, you've got just enough to share—or not.

    Now available at Green Theory – minty fresh, pocket-sized peace.

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    Product Type: 5 Mini Prerolls | 0.35g each • 1.75g total
    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Genetics: Chem D × SFV OG Kush
    Flavor Profile: Gassy Skunk • Garlic Diesel • Earthy Spice
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Limonene • Caryophyllene

    Big Sleep Energy in a Mini Format

    Motorbreath is no lullaby—it’s lights out. This heavy-hitting indica hybrid packs full-force Chem D funk with a diesel bite and garlic-kush finish that lingers like a bedtime story told by a muscle car. But don’t let the name fool you—before the full-body melt kicks in, you’ll feel a quick euphoric lift and cerebral clarity that makes the first few minutes surprisingly bright. The mood boost is real. The fade is inevitable.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric onset with a sense of mental clarity

    • Rapid head fog and mood melt

    • Body heaviness that deepens with each puff

    • Calm, sedated, and lights-out ready

    Great For:

    • Starting your wind-down with a little sparkle

    • Falling (and staying) asleep

    • Shutting down pain or mental noise

    • Replacing racing thoughts with nothing at all

    Why You’ll Love It: Strong, gassy, and unapologetically sleepy. This is the strain that turns “just one more episode” into “woke up on the couch at 3am.”

    Now available at Green Theory- for when bedtime isn’t a suggestion, it’s a mission.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Flavor Profile: Vanilla Bean • Earthy Cake • Sweet Dough
    Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene

    Dessert for the Soul

    Zack’s Cake by AltSol DC is a richly aromatic indica-leaning hybrid that delivers both flavor and full-body relaxation. With sweet, cake-like notes on the nose and a smooth vanilla-tinged exhale, this strain offers a dessert-inspired experience built for winding down. Its balanced effects ease the mind and relax the body, making it a go-to for stress relief and deep, satisfying rest.

    Evenings Done Right

    Designed for restful nights and low-dose moments, the Zack’s Cake Good Night 5 Pack delivers dessert-like flavor in a convenient mini format. Each 0.35g preroll offers a smooth, sweet smoke with calming body effects and gentle mental euphoria—perfect for when you want to wind down, not be knocked out.

    How It Feels: Expect a euphoric, gentle mental lift followed by warm waves of physical ease. This strain is ideal for transitioning from a long day into a peaceful night, or simply treating yourself to a moment of tranquility.

    Great For:

    • Unwinding after a long day

    • Alleviating stress or anxious thoughts

    • Supporting restful, uninterrupted sleep

    • Nighttime use without next-day grogginess

    Why You’ll Love It: These pocket-sized joints offer just enough to relax your evening without overwhelming your senses. A slow exhale, a sweet flavor, and a smooth descent into calm.

Pre-Roll Packs: 3-Packs

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    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Format: 3 Full-Size Prerolls | 0.7g each | 2.1g total
    By: AltSol DC
    Flavor Profile: Berry Gas • Sweet Earth • Funky Diesel
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Caryophyllene • Limonene

    Smooth Burn, Loud Finish

    91 Octane from AltSol DC is your anytime escape route—sweet, gassy, and built for comfort. A cross of Biscotti × Scotty 2 Hotty, this hybrid rolls out thick clouds of berry-diesel funk with a smooth exhale and a fast-acting body calm. It’s the perfect wind-down strain that doesn’t knock you out unless you let it.

    The Supremes format lets this hybrid shine with three full-size prerolls for a longer burn and deeper melt. Whether you're ending a high-stress day or easing into your favorite series, 91 Octane brings mellow confidence with every puff.

    How It Feels:

    • Mental static fades into relaxed focus

    • Body calm that builds steadily without heaviness

    • Mood boost without the chatter

    Great For:

    • Evening resets or solo downtime

    • Vibe-y low-effort hangouts

    • Turning down the volume without turning in

    Why You’ll Love It: This is the midnight snack run of flower—comforting, oddly specific, and exactly what you didn’t know you needed. Light one, exhale, and let the noise fade.

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    Product Type: 3 Full-Size Prerolls (0.7g each • 2.1g total)
    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Blueberry × NYC Diesel
    Flavor Notes: Tart Berry • Sour Diesel • Earthy Citrus

    Fuel the Mind, Ease the Body

    Blue City Diesel is a hybrid that pairs NYC Diesel’s electric sativa energy with the smooth, fruity calm of classic Blueberry. The result? A full-flavored, fast-acting high that brightens your mood while gently untangling tension. Each Supreme preroll is packed with 0.7g of berry-gassed goodness—ideal for sparking conversation, softening stress, or just taking the edge off your evening.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric and talkative with a light mental haze

    • Subtle body relaxation with a clear head

    • Balanced high that doesn’t overpower

    Great For:

    • Creative flow or social energy

    • Midday mood resets or early evenings

    • Fans of fruity strains with a diesel twist

    Why You’ll Love It: Blue City Diesel hits fast and finishes smooth—with just enough lift to stay sharp and enough chill to stay seated.

    Now stocked at Green Theory, for those who prefer their hybrids with a bit more horsepower.

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    Product Type: 3 Full-Size Prerolls (0.7g each • 2.1g total)
    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Permanent Marker × Zoap
    Flavor Notes: Chemical Funk • Skunky Citrus • Sweet Florals

    Loud Smoke, Light Mood

    Meet Blue Sharpies, a vibrant hybrid built for big flavor and good ideas. This strain blends the sharp, gassy funk of Permanent Marker with Zoap’s bright, floral complexity—creating an aromatic masterpiece that hits just as hard on effect as it does on scent. The Supremes bring you three generous rolls that burn slow and smooth, perfect for sharing...or keeping all to yourself during that creative streak. Expect skunky lemon on the nose, floral zest on the tongue, and a giggly, sociable lift that makes even small talk sparkle.

    How It Feels:

    • Happy and talkative with a creative twist

    • Light body melt without losing your spark

    • Elevated mood and easy-going energy

    Great For:

    • Daytime hangs with flavor lovers

    • Brainstorming, doodling, or deep convos

    • Chasing inspiration without losing your chill

    Why You’ll Love It: These prerolls are your perfect flavor-forward plus-one—bold, breezy, and built to brighten the vibe.

    Now available at Green Theory- big terps, big thoughts, big mood.

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    Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
    Format: 3 Full-Size Prerolls | 0.7g each | 2.1g total
    By: AltSol DC
    Flavor Profile: Sour Lemon • Clean Fuel • Herbal Spice
    Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Myrcene • Caryophyllene

    Spark. Coast. Repeat.

    Dinafem Diesel is a citrus-gassed sativa hybrid that keeps you focused, functional, and flying through your to-do list. With bold lemon-fuel on the inhale and a grounding herbal finish, this one’s clean, classic, and made to move. Expect a heady buzz up front followed by steady-body momentum that doesn’t leave you jittery or flat.

    How It Feels:

    • Energizing and alert, but smooth

    • Mental clarity without overwhelm

    • Light body effects that keep up

    Great For:

    • Creative productivity or active errands

    • Midday resets and morning motivation

    • Diesel lovers who want a cleaner cruise

    Why You’ll Love It: Zesty, zippy, and never too much—this full-size trio delivers high-functioning, flavor-forward fuel without the drag.

    Now available at Green Theory– punch the gas, not the clock.

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    Dream Machine is a hybrid cross of various landrace genetics. This bedtime strain was bred from Afghani, Indian, and Brazilian strains, and has been known to flourish when kept below 5 feet (1.5 meters) tall. It has a sweet, smooth, earthy flavor that translates to the aroma. Dream Machine mixes the old world subtleties of these genetics into a restful combination of flavors and effects.

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    Alt Sol SUPREME 3-pack of Pre-Rolls (2.1g per pack, 0.7g per pre-roll)

    One of Alt Sol's most potent strains, this phenotype produces above-average terpenes and a heavy indica effect, making it one of the most popular strains in Washington DC. Fuel Biscuits wraps you in heavy body relaxation with a warm, tingling sensation. Despite its indica roots, it brings a rush of euphoria and uplifting vibes typical of sativa strains.

    Strain Type: Indica-Hybrid
    Genetics: GSC x Gelato
    Flavor Profile: Diesel, Plum

    How it feels: Giggly, Euphoric, Aroused

    Recommended for: Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Appetite Improvement

    Fuel Biscuits is generally known to contain the following terpenes: Caryophyllene - Limonene - Myrcene

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    Strain Type: Pure Indica
    Format: 3 Full-Size Prerolls | 0.7g each | 2.1g total
    Flavor Profile: Skunky Pine • Herbal Spice • Sweet Woods
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Linalool • Pinene

    A Timeless Heavyweight

    Hindu Kush from AltSol DC is a foundational indica, prized for its powerful, sedative effects and unmistakable aroma. Native to the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan, this landrace strain offers a deeply grounding experience with a pungent, herbal bouquet and lingering floral-spice finish. It's built for the night—for the moments when you want to fully let go.

    Heavy-Hitting Indica. No Apologies.

    The Supremes pack showcases Hindu Kush in its fullest form—three robust prerolls offering pure, sedating power. Expect that telltale creeping effect: foggy-headed bliss, couch-lock stillness, and a sleepy descent into oblivion. Ideal for experienced users or nighttime needs that call for a little extra muscle.

    How It Feels: The onset creeps in gently before anchoring you in full-body stillness and mental hush. Ideal for managing pain, insomnia, or simply shutting off after high-stress days.

    Great For:

    • Deep relaxation or heavy physical sedation

    • Managing chronic pain, IBS, or nausea

    • Aiding sleep and easing nighttime restlessness

    • Quieting racing thoughts

    Why You’ll Love It: This is Hindu Kush with its full weight behind it. No fluff, no distractions—just real-deal, body-first indica effects in a premium full-sized preroll.

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    Strain Type: Sativa
    Genetics: Haze × Northern Lights #5 × Shiva Skunk

    Built to Brighten the Day

    Jack Herer didn’t win its legendary status by accident. This award-winning sativa is an energetic masterpiece—layering sweet citrus, earthy pine, and a hint of spice with one mission: keep you moving. Whether you’re sparking ideas, getting outside, or finally tackling that to-do list, Jack’s got your back with a euphoric lift and steady mental focus that doesn’t fray your nerves.

    The high hits early with a heady wave of creativity and clarity, then lands into a body that feels light, mobile, and ready for whatever’s next. It's a wake-and-bake essential, but don’t be surprised if you reach for it again by lunch.

    How It Feels:

    • Uplifting, functional energy

    • Crisp mental focus with a mellow core

    • Creative and talkative without the jitters

    Recommended For:

    • Daytime motivation and mood resets

    • Staying productive with a grin

    • Morning rituals, nature walks, or deep dives into random hobbies

    Your sativa standby with serious credentials. Jack Herer: for thinkers, doers, and the delightfully overprepared - now at Green Theory.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Format: 3 Full-Size Prerolls | 0.7g each | 2.1g total
    Flavor Profile: Diesel Fuel • Earthy Spice • Lemon Skunk
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Caryophyllene • Limonene

    Hard-Hitting. No Stalling.

    Named for its nose and known for its punch, Motorbreath is a gassy, sedating hybrid that’s not for the faint of tolerance. With bold diesel flavor, sharp citrus funk, and spicy undertones, this strain delivers a powerful combo of body melt and mental shutdown. Perfect for serious relaxation and end-of-day decompression.

    The Supremes Format: Each full-size preroll is loaded with that unmistakable Motorbreath bite—smooth-burning but not soft-hitting. You’ll feel the high build quickly, starting behind the eyes before it drops into full-body heaviness. By the time you’re halfway through, you’re in your seat for the night.

    How It Feels:

    • Fast-acting mental quiet and body sedation

    • Pressure relief in the head and limbs

    • Euphoric daze that gives way to sleepiness

    Great For:

    • Deep stress or physical recovery

    • Turning off mental chatter

    • Nighttime routines where “off” really means off

    Why You’ll Love It: Diesel-Powered Calm with a Kick of Spice. This is diesel with depth—rich flavor, heavy-hitting calm, and an unapologetically potent fade. Supremes are the perfect delivery system for a strain that doesn’t mess around.

    Now available at Green Theory – big smoke, big chill, no brakes.

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    Strain Type: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid
    Genetics: Original Glue × Moonbow #75
    Format: 3-Pack Supremes (0.7g each · 2.1g total)

    High Octane with a Citrus Kick

    Petro Chem doesn’t just purr—it growls. A rare, terp-heavy cross of Original Glue and Moonbow #75, this sativa-leaning hybrid delivers that gassy, glue-forward base layered with tropical brightness and herbal bite. It's sticky, sharp, and unexpectedly smooth—like a sports car that smells like fuel and fruit.

    From first spark, expect a clean cerebral lift that sharpens the senses without tipping into overdrive. As the high stretches out, a buzzy body vibe hums underneath—keeping things functional, focused, and just a little fiery.

    How It Feels:

    • Quick-onset clarity with a euphoric edge

    • Light physical buzz with mood elevation

    • Energetic but not chaotic—great for daytime

    Recommended For:

    • Motivation with muscle

    • Creative work sprints and errand days

    • Flavor chasers who want their gas with a twist

    Gassed Up. Dialed In. Built to Run.

    Now available at Green Theory– roll out, light up, and let Petro Chem do the driving. Supreme fuel for premium function.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60/40)
    Format: 3 Full-Size Prerolls | 0.7g each | 2.1g total
    Flavor Profile: Earthy Pine • Sweet Citrus • Diesel Breath
    Primary Terpenes: Limonene • Myrcene • Linalool

    Silky, Stoney, and Built to Unplug

    Platinum TK, a potent cross of Platinum OG and TK41, delivers that rare combo of giggles and glide. This indica-leaning hybrid hits with an aromatic mix of pine, citrus, and gas, then settles into a euphoric fog that calms the body and softens the mind. Social enough for late-night laughs, strong enough to lull you toward lights-out.

    The Supremes 3-Pack gives this versatile indica the room to breathe—three slow-burning joints designed for premium wind-downs, solo float sessions, or passing around when “just one more episode” becomes four.

    How It Feels:

    • Loosened limbs and lighthearted energy

    • Brain quiets, body sighs, everything feels funnier

    • Higher doses may invite full couch cohesion

    Great For:

    • Managing stress, pain, or mental clutter

    • Evening hangs or at-home decompression

    • Munchie-fueled movie nights

    Why You’ll Love It: Like putting your entire brain in lounge mode. Three joints of flavorful chill—with just enough gas to make you giggle.

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    Product Type: 3 Full-Size Prerolls
    Strain: Purple Urkle (Indica)
    Weight: 0.7g each • 2.1g total
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Linalool • Pinene
    Flavor Notes: Sweet Grape • Berry Funk • Earthy Kush

    Classic Indica, Rolled for Impact

    The Purple Urkle Supremes are full-sized, full-force prerolls meant for evenings when you’re done with everything. These 0.7g joints hit hard and fast—delivering that signature Urkle calm with a body load that’s heavy, soothing, and built for bedtime. Expect sweet grape flavor up front, a mellow exhale, and very little interest in standing up.

    How It Feels:

    • Sedative, weighted, and slow-moving

    • Mentally muted with a relaxed, happy undertone

    • Pairs perfectly with low lighting and no obligations

    Recommended For:

    • Knockout nighttime routines

    • Chronic pain or post-long-day recovery

    • Unwinding without effort

    Now available at Green Theory – rolled for the real end of the day.

    Do Not Disturb sign not included.

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    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Tropicana Cookies × Lemon Twist
    Top Terpenes: Limonene • Myrcene • Caryophyllene

    Citrus Snap Meets Sunset Chill

    Tahiti Twist is a sun-drenched hybrid that brings island energy in a sleek Supreme 3-pack. With bright citrus notes, tangy fruit, and a peppery kick on the exhale, this strain is both uplifting and grounding—like kicking back with a cold drink after crossing something off your to-do list. It hits with an energetic head change up front, then smooths into a lazy, breezy calm that never drags you down.

    Rolled with AltSol’s premium flower and terp-rich consistency, each .7g preroll offers flavorful, balanced effects that keep the day moving while softening the edges.

    How It Feels:

    • Spark of mental clarity with mellow mood boost

    • Gentle body float without full-on melt

    • Smooth come-up, smoother coast-down

    Great For:

    • Social sessions and light creative flow

    • Midday motivation or golden hour groove

    • Pairing with playlists, park hangs, or poolside plans

    Why You’ll Love It: Because when life needs a little zest and zero stress, Tahiti Twist brings the flavor, the vibe, and just enough flair.

    Now available at Green Theory – vacation mode, one spark away.

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    Product Type: 3 Full-Size Prerolls
    Weight: 0.7g each • 2.1g total
    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Sunset Runtz × Scotty 2 Hotty
    Flavor Notes: Sweet Citrus • Tropical Earth • Gentle Spice

    Motion, Mood, and Midday magic

    The Vice City Supremes bring you three slow-burning joints packed with flavor and feel-good balance. Each preroll offers a euphoric, clear-headed start that fades into a soft, relaxing body buzz. Great for daytime creativity, post-work hangs, or vibing through the weekend.

    How It Feels:

    • Energizing without anxiety

    • Happy, clear, and comfortably relaxed

    • Consistent from first hit to final ash

    Recommended For:

    • Socializing or solo flow

    • Mellow movement or mental reset

    • Unwinding without slowing all the way down

    Now available at Green Theory – high-quality hybrids in no-fuss form.

    Pairs well with iced coffee, fresh air, and canceling your afternoon plans.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Flavor Profile: Vanilla Bean • Earthy Cake • Sweet Dough
    Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene

    Dessert for the Soul

    Zack’s Cake by AltSol DC is a richly aromatic indica-leaning hybrid that delivers both flavor and full-body relaxation. With sweet, cake-like notes on the nose and a smooth vanilla-tinged exhale, this strain offers a dessert-inspired experience built for winding down. Its balanced effects ease the mind and relax the body, making it a go-to for stress relief and deep, satisfying rest.

    The Zack’s Cake Supremes are full-size prerolls made for full-body indulgence. These 0.7g joints burn long and even, delivering a sweet, dessert-like experience with potent relaxing effects. Ideal for serious unwinding, pain relief, or sleep support, without sacrificing flavor or smoothness.

    How It Feels: Expect a euphoric, gentle mental lift followed by warm waves of physical ease. This strain is ideal for transitioning from a long day into a peaceful night, or simply treating yourself to a moment of tranquility.

    Great For:

    • Unwinding after a long day

    • Alleviating stress or anxious thoughts

    • Supporting restful, uninterrupted sleep

    • Nighttime use without next-day grogginess

    Why You’ll Love It: If you crave full effects and deep relief, these premium prerolls wrap you in sweetness before slowly tucking you in.

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    Strain Type: Indica
    Genetics: OG Kush phenotype (possibly OG Kush × Afghan)
    Top Terpenes: Ocimene • Limonene • β-Caryophyllene
    Flavor Profile: Earthy Cocoa • Spiced Hash • Coffee Diesel

    Classic Kush. Couch Optional.

    Bubba Kush is the indica you turn to when it’s time to tap out—in the best way. A staple of the West Coast scene since the '90s, this strain delivers a deeply grounding body high with a smooth, spicy-sweet flavor profile that hits like espresso and earth. Expect instant decompression, a heavy exhale, and just enough euphoria to keep your spirits lifted before full-on stillness sets in.

    How It Feels:

    • Warm, slow onset with deep muscle relief

    • Mental softening—less overthinking, more spacing out

    • Sleepy comfort in higher doses

    Great For:

    • Evening wind-down or pain relief

    • Anxiety and overstimulation

    • Low-effort hangs and late-night movies

    Why You’ll Love It: Because when your brain needs a weighted blanket and your body’s ready to sit all the way down, Bubba’s already got the couch warmed up.

    Now available at Green Theory– your official Do Not Disturb, rolled up and ready to go.

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    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Flavor Profile: Ripe Banana • Golden Honey • Tropical Fruit & Spice
    Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Limonene • Humulene

    Smooth Sailing with a Sweet Kick

    Honey Banana hits like a tropical getaway in joint form. Grown organically by Molecular Farms, this preroll unrolls with banana-candy sweetness and warm honey notes, with a subtle spice finish that keeps things grounded. The high flows easy: think uplifted focus, gentle relaxation, and a smooth mental ride that stays social, not sappy.

    How It Feels:

    • Bright, happy mood boost

    • Body nicely chilled, but not zonked

    • Sensory details come alive—music, jokes, or munchies

    Great For:

    • Midday lifts or winding into evening

    • Easy socializing or solo chill

    • Those who want flavor-driven elevation

    Why You’ll Love It: It’s like dessert stuck in a joint—sweet, light, and just energetic enough to brighten your vibe without blasting.

    Now firing at Green Theory – balanced bliss in a banana suit.

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    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Khalifa Kush × Menthol
    Flavor Notes: OG Gas • Creamy Gelato • Cool Mint

    One Gram of Pure Cool Confidence

    This isn’t just a preroll—it’s a whole personality shift in a paper. Khalifa Mints in 1g form delivers all the frosty gas and balanced hybrid goodness of the flower, now prepped for instant elevation. The flavor is classic and loud: OG funk on the front, creamy sweetness in the middle, and an icy menthol finish that keeps the vibe crisp.

    Whether you’re lighting up for focus, feel-good flow, or just flexing with flavor, this preroll has your back.

    How It Feels:

    • Mentally smooth, gently uplifting

    • Relaxed body, clear head

    • Great for day-to-night cruising

    Recommended For:

    • Mood resets and mellow productivity

    • Social hangs with a side of flex

    • Midday breaks that don’t wreck your whole to-do list

    Why You’ll Love It: Khalifa Mints in a preroll format is easy, clean, and cool without trying too hard. Gas. Cream. Mint. Mood. Ready when you are.

    Now available at Green Theory – a classic twist, rolled to go.

    Spark up, stay icy.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
    Genetics: Top-Secret OG Kush Lineage
    Flavor Notes: Creamy Kush • Diesel Gas • Pine & Pepper

    One Gram. All Gas. No Guesswork.

    This isn’t just a preroll—it’s a direct line to the source. Khalifa Kush in 1g form packs the full celebrity-caliber punch: bold kush flavor, thick diesel smoke, and a mood that says “boss moves only.” The high hits clean and fast—mental clarity and elevated vibes up front, followed by a smooth, relaxing body buzz that keeps you grounded but never groggy.

    Whether you’re sparking up solo or showing off with friends, this preroll delivers heavyweight effects with VIP flavor—no grinder, no fuss, all flex.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric and mentally sharp

    • Full-body chill without couchlock

    • Uplifted, focused, and unbothered

    Recommended For:

    • Stress relief that doesn’t slow you down

    • Midday pick-me-ups or evening wind-downs

    • Kush lovers who want it loud and premium

    Why You’ll Love It: KK prerolls are all about ease, power, and flavor in perfect balance. Gassy enough to turn heads, smooth enough to keep the session going.

    Now available at Green Theory – prepped, packed, and Wiz-ready.

    Big smoke. No entourage required.

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    Strain Type: Sativa
    Genetics: Sour Diesel × Jack Herer
    Top Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene • Limonene • α-Humulene
    Flavor Profile: Lemon Zest • Sweet Diesel • Fresh Pine

    Zippy Citrus. Clear Focus. Classic Lineage.

    Sour Jack is what happens when two legends link up and go full throttle. This lively sativa combines the cerebral sharpness of Jack Herer with the punchy tang of Sour Diesel, resulting in a euphoric, energetic high that stays light on its feet. It’s lemon-diesel sunshine in preroll form—perfect for breaking out of a slump or jumpstarting a slow morning.

    How It Feels:

    • Quick cerebral lift with a motivating buzz

    • Light body energy—no jitters, just momentum

    • Great for focus, chatter, or creative kicks

    Great For:

    • Daytime productivity and brainstorming

    • Social energy or solo deep-dives

    • Replacing your second (or third) cup of coffee

    Why You’ll Love It: Because it hits like a burst of citrus logic—lively, focused, and fun. Great vibes, no crash.

    At Green Theory it’s all Jack, no box.

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    Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
    Genetics: Mexican × Thai × Afghani
    Top Terpenes: Terpinolene • Myrcene • Pinene

    Classic Sativa With a Twist of Chaos

    Trainwreck is a legacy heavy-hitter that earned its name for good reason: the high hits fast, floods your brain with euphoria, and doesn’t bother to check for seatbelts. Expect a sharp, piney aroma with citrus zest and herbal bite, followed by a cerebral whoosh that makes colors brighter, thoughts looser, and conversations a little more hilarious.

    It’s an energetic, mood-lifting ride that keeps your body light and your mind wide open—until, of course, it takes a sharp turn into calm and you suddenly remember you have a couch.

    How It Feels:

    • Immediate mental lift and sensory buzz

    • Euphoric, talkative, slightly chaotic energy

    • Gradual full-body ease that creeps in late

    Great For:

    • Sparking up before creative work or people time

    • Replacing your second coffee

    • Weathering weird days with a grin

    Why You’ll Love It: Because Trainwreck is a classic for a reason—it doesn’t whisper, it announces itself. Loud, bright, and surprisingly grounding once it settles.

    Now available at Green Theory – full-speed effects, zero derailment.

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    Strain Type: Indica-Hybrid
    Genetics: Khalifa Mints × GastroPop
    Flavor Notes: Dark Berries • Citrus Rind • Herbal Kush

    Purple Power. Platinum Pressure.

    Violet Sky takes the Khalifa lineage to moodier altitudes—drenched in trichomes, wrapped in deep purple hues, and dialed in for rich, euphoric impact. This high-THC indica-hybrid rolls out thick berry flavor with flashes of citrus and a grassy kush backbone. Expect a calming head high with just enough lift to stay light on your feet, followed by a warm, body-centered ease that melts away tension without flattening your vibe.

    Whether you're smoking to wind down, zone in, or float off, this one’s built for seasoned smokers who like their flower complex and their prerolls clean.

    How It Feels:

    • Euphoric with a mellow edge

    • Clear but calming—no overthinking

    • Physical release without full-on sedation

    Recommended For:

    Nighttime sessions and vibe resets

    Pain relief without grogginess

    Fans of fruity, funky hybrids

    Why You’ll Love It: A flavor-first, premium preroll that blends depth, clarity, and cool—like mood lighting in smoke form.

    Now available at Green Theory – no drama, just purple pressure.

Infused Pre-Rolls

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    (2 x 0.5g · Premium Flower + THCa Diamonds)
    Strain Type: Hybrid
    Genetics: Paris OG × The Menthol
    Flavor Profile: Cracked Pepper • Cool Mint • Lush Fruit
    Top Terpenes: Caryophyllene • Limonene • Myrcene (batch dependent)

    High Shine. Cold Burn. Serious Heat.

    Pavé is the exotic flex of the pre-roll world—coated in frost, stacked with potency, and dressed to impress. A cross of Paris OG and The Menthol, this heady hybrid screams boutique bling with its mint-forward aroma, peppery finish, and fruit-washed undertones. This 2-pack comes infused with District Cannabis’ own house-made THCa diamonds, so each joint doesn’t just sparkle—it slaps. Expect a euphoric rush and cerebral heat right out the gate, followed by a hazy, mood-melting calm that still lets you feel fine as hell.

    How It Feels:

    • Stimulating head rush with giggly focus

    • Euphoric, aroused, and mildly mischievous

    • Body chill that simmers, not sedates

    Great For:

    • Turning errands into a runway

    • Mood resets with a side of sparkle

    • Pre-game sessions or midweek main character energy

    Why You’ll Love It: Because some joints wear denim—these ones show up in diamonds.

    Now available at Green Theory – where even your preroll's dressed to kill.