Medical Cannabis Tinctures in Washington, DC
Discover fast-acting cannabis tinctures at Green Theory, DC’s trusted medical dispensary. Tinctures offer discreet, sublingual dosing with precise control — ideal for managing pain, anxiety, inflammation, or sleep. We carry a variety of THC and CBD formulations from reliable brands like Alt Sol and District Cannabis, available to both DC residents and out-of-state patients.
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Product Type: MCT Oil Tincture
Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
By: Alternative Solutions DC
Cannabinoid Profile: 1000mg THC
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Pinene • Caryophyllene
Flavor Notes: Lemon Fuel • Ripe Mango • Spiced Pepper
Your Slow Burn into Something Beautiful
Crafted from Black Widow × Russian Landrace by Hazeman Seeds, Black Russian delivers sensual serenity in tincture form. Aromatically rich with lemony gas, tropical fruit, and a peppered finish, this indica-dominant blend is your evening's main character energy. Its terpene-forward profile leans heavily into relaxation—myrcene melts the body, pinene sharpens the edges, and caryophyllene adds warmth to the exhale.
How It Feels:
A euphoric lift followed by a full-body exhale
Mood-elevating and mind-quieting
Steady, sensual, and deeply grounding
Why Tincture?
Sublingual drops offer a discreet, combustion-free ritual with fast, clean onset. Perfect for easing into your night without drawing attention or disrupting your rhythm.
Great For:
Letting go of the day with softness and depth
Body highs that pair well with playlists, bathwater, or bare skin
Tension relief, mood enhancement, and post-screen decompression
Why You’ll Love It:
Black Russian doesn’t just relax—it seduces. Whether you're curling up with your favorite story, settling into silence, or taking intimacy to new dimensions, this tincture wraps you in warm velvet and whispers, “stay awhile.”
Now available at Green Theory. Go slow. Go deep. Go Black Russian.
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Product Type: MCT Oil Tincture
Strain Type: Sativa
By: AltSol DC
Cannabinoid Profile: 1000mg THC • 200mg CBD (5:1)
Primary Terpenes: Terpinolene • Myrcene • Ocimene
Flavor Notes: Earthy Citrus • Herbal Spice • Sweet Red Tea
A Classic Revival with a Clear Kick
Panama Red is a legendary landrace sativa with a wild streak and a loyal fan base. This modern tincture captures the same fast-moving, mind-opening spirit—now in a clean, low-maintenance format. Expect bold citrus and earthy spice layered with herbal funk, plus a THC-to-CBD ratio that keeps you lifted without losing control. It’s the perfect pick for focused movement, daytime spark, or tapping into your inner rebel.
How It Feels:
Creative spark with mental clarity
Light body buzz and emotional ease
Great for staying active, sharp, and engaged
Why Tincture?
Sublingual tinctures offer flexible, smoke-free dosing with fast onset and lasting support. Take a few drops to center your morning, elevate your afternoon, or coast through a long to-do list. Take it sublingually for speed, or mix it in a drink for a slower build—either way, you’re in charge of the ride.
Great For:
Daytime flow and creative tasks
Mental fatigue and mood dips
Functional euphoria with zero fog
Why You’ll Love It:
This is the Panama Red you’ve heard about—updated for the now. No smoke, no fluff, just clean elevation with a classic sativa soul.
Now available at Green Theory– a throwback to brighter days and sharper minds.
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Product Type: MCT Oil Tincture
Strain Type: CBD-Rich Sativa
By: Alternative Solutions DC
Cannabinoid Profile: 800mg THC • 800mg CBD (1:1 Ratio)
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene • Pinene • Linalool
Flavor Notes: Fresh Herb • Citrus Peel • Soft Woods
Your Brightest Dose of Balance
Royal Medic is a CBD-rich sativa designed to elevate without overwhelming. With a balanced 1:1 ratio of 800mg THC and 800mg CBD, this tincture offers both clarity and calm—energizing enough for daytime focus, soothing enough to keep anxiety in check. The flavor is clean and herbal with a crisp citrus lift, making each drop feel like a reset. It’s the perfect blend for functional relief, creative flow, or simply finding your center in the chaos.
How It Feels:
Clear-headed and gently energizing
Smooths stress without dulling drive
Mental ease paired with light physical relief
Why Tincture?
Fast-acting and precisely doseable, Royal Medic tincture slips seamlessly into your wellness routine. Whether taken sublingually or mixed into a beverage, it’s a discreet, smoke-free option for daily support and situational relief.
Great For:
Managing social anxiety or situational stress
Creative work, daily errands, or low-stakes productivity
Supporting emotional balance without sedation
Why You’ll Love It:
Royal Medic doesn’t shout—its magic is in its subtlety. Whether you’re managing symptoms, recalibrating after a long day, or simply looking for a steadier baseline, this tincture offers grace, poise, and comfort in every drop.
Now available at Green Theory. Calm is a luxury—and now, it’s in your pocket.