High Notes of Summer: Green Theory’s Seasonal Wrap-Up
☀️ From beach bags to bonfires, here’s what we smoked, vaped, and snacked on all season long. ⁺₊☼⋆ 🌊 🌅✨⁺₊⋆.˚
Summer has a way of sneaking by in a haze of cookouts, road trips, rooftop hangs, and those long, golden evenings that never seem to end. At Green Theory, we like to think of summer as the season of yes--yes to staying out later, yes to spontaneous plans, yes to one more round, and yes to trying something new.
Now that it’s winding down, we’re looking back at what made this one special. From flowers that flew off the shelves to edibles that lived in beach totes, these were the hits of the season--the ones our customers loved and our staff couldn’t stop reaching for.
˚˖𓍢🌷✧˚.🎀⋆ Best in Bloom
Summer without flower? Couldn’t be us. Bright sativas kept us lifted and buzzing all day, heavy indicas tucked us in at night. And somewhere in the all that, we found the strains that carried every cookout, porch hang, and “how is it already 2am” moment.
Vice City | AltSol | Sativa-Hybrid
If summer had a reigning champ, it was Vice City. Our top-selling flower, this “festival strain” hit that perfect sweet spot--energizing but still grounded. Customers loved it for afternoons that stretched into evenings, and our staff swore by it, calling it “festival flower”
Panama Red | AltSol | Sativa
Nostalgia in a jar, Panama Red had folks reminiscing about highs from decades past, and it took us back. A classic pick for lively, elevated, conversation, hikes along the Falls and Sunday porch vibes, complete with sweet tea and perfect playlists.
Sour Candylope | AltSol | Sativa
Summer’s favorite fruit, sweet, tangy, and just plain fun, Sour Candylope brings the sunshine. Dubbed the “poolside partner,” it’s a clear-headed, lively high, making everything a little shinier, a lot funnier, so light you might just float away.
Triple Burger | AltSol | Indica
Not every day was go-go-go. Some were about recovery, waist-deep in our favorite sweats, eight movies we’ll never watch queued up. You see how rested and relaxed Triple Burger made us? How we woke up in a puddle of drool, more rested than we’ve been in a while? Very tingly, very mindful, very demure. Official sponsor of Sunday Night JOMO.
ᝰ▬▬ Prerolls & Vapes: Grab-and-Go Wins⌇ ▬▬ڪ
Summer’s all about grab-and-go. No one wants to fuss with rolling when the cooler’s packed and the group chat says “on our way.”
Khalifa Kush | Khalifa Kush | Indica-Hybrid | 1g Preroll
Easy, smooth, and reliable, Khalifa Kush was our “cookout MVP.” The kind of preroll that made the rounds at backyard gatherings and never burned uneven. Customers loved the mellow, steady vibes; our crew loved not having to babysit the roll.
Blue Dream | DCXtracts | Sativa-Hybrid | Disposable Vape
If summer had a travel buddy, this was it. Blue Dream has always been a fan favorite, but pack it in a sleek disposable? Instant win. It showed up everywhere—road trips, rooftop bars, even grocery runs. A customer must-have, this vape became the season’s sidekick.
🍬 Edibles That Stole the Show
The real snack of the season? Edibles--they were half our summer survival kit. Easy to toss in a bag, fun to pass around, and tasty enough to help the medicine go down. Honestly, they pulled more weight than sunscreen.
Smooth & Sensual | EasyDay | Hybrid | 20mg Gummies
More than just a treat, these gummies were an experience. Bold, balanced, and oh-so tasty, they became the go-to for date nights and stargazing rooftops. and for some, Even doubled as the perfect post-shift reset.
Up & Focus | EasyDay | Sativa | 10mg Gummies
Summer isn’t just for chilling--it’s for getting sh*t done, too. These bites were a fan favorite for their clear-headed, productive boost. Customers used them for creative projects; we used them to keep the goodtimes rolling.
𐦂𖨆𐀪𖠋˙˖° Team Highlights ⋆⭒˚𖠋𖠋𖠋
One of the best parts of the season? Seeing how the products fit into our actual lives.
Vice City was the concert pregame.
Sunday porch hangs with iced tea, Panama Red, and a super dope playlist.
Triple Burger was the cure-all for every post-pool crash, sunburns, chlorine, and all.
And the Blue Dream disposables? Stashed in every bag… just in case.
These weren’t just items on shelves--they became part of the rhythm of our summer.
🍂 Coming Soon: Fall on the Horizon ˚₊‧꒰ა🍂🍁🧡 ໒꒱ ‧₊
It may be bittersweet, but the end of summer doesn’t have to be a bad thing. Now it’s sweaters instead of tank tops, boots instead of flip-flops, our menu’s shifting too. Think strains that feel right at home next to pumpkin spice, bonfires, and football Sundays.
We can’t spill all the details just yet, but if you vibed with us this summer, trust us--you’ll fall for what’s next.