What’s in Our Bags: Summer Edition
From Uplifting Eddies and Terpene-Rich Flower-- These Are a Few of Our Favorite Things
At Green Theory, we’re not just talking about our products nonstop--we eat, sleep, and smoke them. They’re part of our routines, woven into our days from first spark to last puff. We live with them the same way our customers do, because the only way to know they work is to know. From smooth vapes to terp-heavy flower, these are a few of our favorite things.
🍑🌞✨ Daytime Delight: Peach Ringz
Dompen | Hybrid Disposable Vape | Picked by: Caroline
Caroline swears by Peach Ringz for daytime lift--peach-candy sweet on the inhale, creative giggles on the exhale. The pen hits hard (don’t worry she’s “fiiiine, totally fine”). But it works, so does she-- knocking out her day, dealing with meetings that should have emails, idiots in the inbox and the 40 hour work week.
✅ Euphoric, creative buzz with a candy kick
➖ Strong hybrid—lightweights might get exposed
Why it’s a favorite: Because it’s fun, fruity, and strong enough to keep it to yourself, but proof that even a self-proclaimed lightweight can hang.
🍭😌🍬 Sweet & Stoney: Kandy
CornerStore | Indica-Hybrid Flower | Picked by: Johan
Dense buds, candy-sweet aroma, and smooth flavor make Kandy hard to pass up. Johan loves it for the quick onset--lifting his head just enough before easing him into a mellow, stoney calm. It’s also where half his “brilliant” reel ideas come from (yes, the ones filmed first thing in the morning). Of course, the strain is still sleepy—so those ideas might get worked out in his dreams, or fade away before he comes up with another.
✅ Flavor-forward, easy smoke
➖ Sedative—better for evenings than daytime
Why it’s a favorite: Because Kandy makes space for Johan’s big ideas… and then tucks him in before they get too out of hand.
🍉💤🌺 Calm in Every Bite: Smooth & Sensual Gummies
EasyDay | Hybrid Gummies | Picked by: Livvy
Smooth & Sensual gummies are as tasty as they are effective--watermelon-mango flavor, vegan-friendly, and sturdy enough not to melt in the summer heat. At 20mg THC each, they bring full-body calm and tension relief. Livvy doesn’t smoke, so these are her way of joining in without feeling left out--and let’s be real, if the choice is “tastes like candy” or “ugh, fiiiine, if I must,” it’s not really a choice at all.
✅ Long-lasting, deeply relaxing effects
➖ Strong potency—best for experienced users
Why it’s a favorite: Because it lets you join the sesh, however you sesh. And joining the sesh should always be as easy as Watemelon, 1, 2, 3
🌲🌙🛋️ A Classic Nightcap: Hindu Kush
AltSol | Indica Flower | Picked by: Ian
Hindu Kush is an old-school classic--the oldest, in fact. An earthy, woody, no-joke indica landrace, one hit of this bad boy gives what it’s been giving for generations: a full-body, dreamy, don’t-bother-calling high. And Ian, who never misses a chance to remind us that the classics were better--music hit harder, cars were cooler, and arms and legs weren’t in the home’s asking price. We get it, born in the wrong era. Luckily for this young whippersnapper, no need to gas up the DeLorean--because whenever he wants it, Hindu Kush is there. Whenever he needs it, Hindu Kush is there. That Kush is around… or whatever those guys said.
✅ Deep relaxation with authentic flavor
➖ Can be heavy for daytime use or first-timers
Why it’s a favorite: Because some classics never go out of style—and this one knocks us out before the lecture….sometimes.
🍒🍑✨ Balanced & Bright: Sundrop Sours
EasyDay | THC + CBG Gummies | Picked by: Leila
Tart, chewy, and available in Cherry or Peach, Sundrop Sours blend THC with CBG for a clear-headed lift--like a mini massage for your brain. Leila swears by them for daytime: lightly uplifting, gently relaxing, and never foggy. And honestly, way better than rear-ending the jerk who cut you off on Wisconsin Ave or firing off that maybe too-quick reply.
✅ Keeps you functional, focused, and just chill enough
➖ Tart bite might not hit everyone’s sweet tooth
Why it’s a favorite: Because balance actually tastes good. These gummies keep things bright and functional any time of day--leave the throat-punching to the amateurs.
🍐🎨🌿 Creative Calm: Pave
District Cannabis | Hybrid Flower | Picked by: Manny
Manny calls Pave their muse--and the muse shoes fit. Pear and floral notes smoke smooth, with a dreamy, creative high that drifts into philosophical doodles, totally deep think-pieces, and long debates on whether the Squirrels Workers Union meets once a season, twice a year, or only when they remember where the nuts are buried. Also, clouds--just sky cursive? It’s mellow, floaty, and full of giggles—keeping Manny inspired, us entertained, and fueling the kind of imagination you can’t always grab, but you can never lose.
✅ Relaxing yet creative
➖ Premium price reflects premium quality
Why it’s a favorite: Because it gives Manny room to dream out loud--sometimes genius, sometimes gibberish, always worth the ride.
🍇😂🌞 Social Spark: King’s Juice
AltSol | Sativa Flower | Picked by: Us, yes, all of us, literally everyone
If there’s one strain that unites the whole shop, it’s King’s Juice. Frosty buds, a fruity nose, and a high that hits the perfect middle ground--uplifting, giggly, and social without the jittery edge--lifted mood that makes the time flow. No stress, uncomplicated, heavy on the vibes.
✅ Uplifting, giggly, and social
➖ Strong enough that new users should start slow
Why it’s a favorite: Because it keeps everyone’s laughing at the same--definitely, for sure-- hilarious jokes
⋆.˚📦⋆ Because We Said So ⋆🍯˚.⋆
We don’t just stock shelves--we sample, smoke, nibble, and vape our way through. Call it “research,” call it “quality control,” call it “the best job ever”--either way, these are a few of our favorite things, tried and true. If they didn’t deliver, they wouldn’t have made the cut.
And when the boss calls after hours, when the metro’s late, simply remember that Green Theory’s here… and then it won’t feel so bad.